DerKommissar138

Scout x Reader

Early Relationship Headcannons!

sorry this is team unspecific, and thank you so much again!!!

- When he asks you out, he has this whole aura of confidence and it is clear it all drains when he sees you. He probably tries to surprise you with flowers and he even put some effort into his appearance for once just to feel out of place and that he did too much. He just wants to show he cares.

- "So uhm.. I've kinda had a big crush on you for awhile and I had a feeling ya might feel the same. If you don't that is totally cool too! Just shooting my shot, yknow?" (Your confession) "Awh hell yeah baby! WOOOO!! Hear that everyone?? I got a yes!!"

- And everyone is quite happy for him, really. He is a manic ball of energy and knowing someone tolerates him so much that they fall for him warms their hearts.

- He is going to be terribly awkward. He is quite puckish in nature and is trying to act all cool or whatever, even if you compliment him in immaturity or if you are more mature you enjoy the breath of air he can be.

- In his awkwardness, he is always trying to make a kiss happen. He doesn't want to ask because he thinks it would make him less manly or that the kiss wasn't natural.. just wanting a kiss means it is natural.

- "No, no, I was not subtly leaning towards you or whatever to get a kiss. It just happened.. I-- I woulda asked if i wanted one.."

- Tries to act quite nonchalant but genuinely cannot help how happy you make him..

- If he is in the cafeteria hall of the base and you walk in, he tries to pretend like he didn't notice until you sit down, even if he felt his heart do a triple 36042069 backflip, or however he wants to call it.

- Does sit very anxiously hoping you walk into a room and gravitate towards him. He will stand around like a mindless idiot until you are within a few feet of him, and then he follows you around.

- "Hey, have you uh.. seen Y/N?" "Not since zhe last time you asked ten minutes ago. Shut up, bitte, Los Arbeit.."

- Leaves his hat in your room randomly, or some other small possession. He hopes for it to be returned smelling like your perfume or cologne or for it not to be returned at all.. he also takes your stuff sometimes and is not too discreet about hiding it.

- WEAR HIS SHIRT OR JACKE. If you curled up next to him wearing something of his he might stop fidgeting for a few seconds before giggling like a maniac or smth but tries to play it cool.

- "Um.. toots, I wrote you a poem. It's kinda crappy, but I wrote it, so thats gotta mean somethin' to ya, yeah?" And sits there anxiously until you tell him you love it.

- You two sit down together at some point to discuss the most perfect VHS mix (or cd or playlist or wtv decade you are living in..)

- Enjoys when you hold his face and kiss him.

- Huge hugger. Even as skinny as he is, he will squeeze you as tight as he can and will lift you up.

- *grabs shoulder of someone* "Look! Look! Thats my [g/b]friend! I'm not single, I swear I have game! Good game, too, I am the luckiest guy literally ever, you see them? Smokin' hot! Adorable! Whatever uh adjective or whatever they're called, all the good ones that mean "hot as hell" or something, yeah thats them, heh. WOOOO!"

- Basically.. you will be calling the shots for a while before he realises you are stuck with him, and he can boss you around just as much (not really).

- Once comfortable his nonchalance fades for the most part. He still acts all tough and confident but will never deny your presence or nothing.

- Eventually tries to get under your skin and ultimately laughs at and teases you. Lovingly.

Medic* x fem!sweetheart!Reader (who is not fond of PDA)

*worried ass medic who is also a sweetheart

Established relationship implied

Spy's name is Lucien (as per my annoyance with writing a title for a name except Pyro)

Hebert, although secure and confident (and even occasionally a bit haughty), had begun to worry of why you were so 'avoidant' in public, or even in front of the other mercenaries. The idea that you were embarrassed of him conceived and began to torment him, so much so that he stooped as low as to seek advice from some of the other mercenaries. Well, he did not see it as to 'stoop', as he loves to give advice and have good conversation, he is just dramatic sometimes.

"Lucien, do you have a minute? Or two?" Herbert stepped into the Spy's office and coughed when greeted initially with a cloud of smoke. 

"Oui, I suppose, you are the doctor." He extinguished his cigarette in a dainty dish. Herbert had gotten at him enough times for smoking near him. Herbert took a nervous breath and assumed a terribly worried expression.

"Okay, ach.. uhm.. you think my love is.. embarrassed of me?" He asked simply. Lucien looked a little sympathetic, but also quite amused.

"Embarrassed? Well, she loves you, yes? I think most of us struggle to do more than appreciate you sometimes, so I think she ought to be a bit mental to love you." He joked, and Herbert laughed along in spirit. "But do tell me, what makes you of all people worry?"

Herbert frowned again and turned a bit red. The idea's torment became a whole body feeling.

"She does not look at me like she loves me when we are in front of others. Scheiße, this is ridiculous to admit, but I like how she is so sweet and dotes on me behind our doors."

"Oh non, non, do not feel ridiculous, she is a woman, of course you enjoy feeling treasured like that, but I do not think she looks at you without love, that is ridiculous! Do you see her in public? If we go anywhere as a team she shakes like a leaf when put on the spot. Actually, she does that regardless, but in public she looks as though she would be sick, but I know behind it all is love for you." Lucien lit another cigarette out of habit. If Herbert is going to chat with him, it will be on his terms. Herbert excused it for once.

"Ja-- just, I go towards her to check on her and although she does not look fine she assures me otherwise, and in that moment she does look at me so sweetly, and I forget, but I suppose that is how someone like her functions--"

"Don't you dare reduce a lady so mechanically to a 'function!'"

Hebert rolled his eyes. It was obvious that it was a figure of speech.

"Tut mir leid. Anyway.. she does not initiate anything even when I have so many times and she does not seem to mind, but I do tone it down out of common courtesy, you know? How should I approach her about this? Do you think she is.. embarrassed of me?"

"Be upfront. "I know I am an embarrassment, why do you love me?"" Lucien laughed, and it all got under Herbert's skin. "I am sorry. I will be honest now, and I do not find you embarrassing. To find a lady as strange as yourself, and for her to love you? Bah! You have found love before most of us, that is wonderful, my friend. You are a handsome and smart man, and if someone is embarrassed by someone, it is for shallow reasons like that, so I do not believe her embarrassed of you."

Herbert exhaled in minor relief and did not fill the silence immediately. He gave a slow nod before rising to his feet with a little bit of confidence again and made his way to the door.

"Danke, I think I will go talk to her, I feel better to hear this all from someone else."

"Oui, oui, of course, I understand."

"And quit smoking." He smiled, and shut the door.

Herbert found Y/N in the common area sitting with Pyro and drawing with him. Pyro was excitedly talking about something and she was patient to listen and did try her best to understand, and apologised quite a bit every time she asked him to repeat himself. She was awfully engrossed in processing what Pyro had to say. [if applicable, her glasses were sitting on the table so she had not seen Herbert enter.]

"Y/N? Taube? Could I talk to you?"

Y/N picked her head up with an additional amount of joy and excused herself from Pyro, who was forgiving as always. However, she was of course worried over his tone.

"Yes? What's up?" She followed Herbert into their room, and seemed to relax a bit once the door was shut. She stood stiffly in the middle of the room, feeling a little too aware of herself due to nerves. Herbert sat on the bed with his elbows on his knees and sunk his face into his palms.

"Are you.. embarrassed of me?"

Y/N felt her heart drop hearing that. How could she! She loved him, for goodness sake, and a wave of guilt crashed over her in wondering if she had not expressed that well enough.

"Herbert! No, how could I ever be? You are eccentric, yes, but you are a good man and I have spent so much time hoping to find as eccentric and intelligent a man as you! I promise." She quickly shuffled over to him and hugged him while standing.

Herbert felt his own guilt over worrying so much. He wrapped his arms around her waist and settled his head upon her chest, enjoying the warmth and the comfort.

"Ja, but.. you do not treat me like this in front of others. I-- I get being uhm.. wary, and you are so reserved sometimes, but I suppose it worries me sometimes, and I just want to make sure you are not.. embarrassed. I know you just said you weren't but you understand, ja?"

He looked up at her with his chin about the top of her sternum, and when her eyes met his, his stomach did a little flip at how treasured he could feel just under someone's gaze, and also from how sad she looked so suddenly. But now that he was relived of his worries, he did not really want to take up her time since she was busy with Pyro.

"I'm so sorry my love, I did not mean to worry you like that. Tell me-- how long have you worried?"

"A few days now. I went and spoke to Lucien. He was almost unhelpful." He joked, and left her embrace to stand from the bed. He was met with another hug, and suddenly his face was being peppered with kisses. He laughed and gave in, bending down to her level to accept and encourage more. Honestly, he looked a little pathetic when he was so miserable like that and looking for her attention, and it was probably why he was so embarrassed to ask in the first place.

Herbert pulled Y/N into a proper and tight hug and rocked back and forth with her in his arms, mumbling quiet apologies in German and rubbing the back of her head with a hand in her hair.

ok sorry if this was weird or OOC at all.. i just wanted to kiss this man all over his face and uh i think ill do a headcannon post with like sweetheart reader x mercs.. nothing corny and i hope YN wasn't too YN i just like focussing on feelings and well tbh if youre a sweetheart dating a madman like him youre probably a little kooky too don't deny it.. gaslight gaslight gaslight anyway goodnight mercs headcannons about cooking and stuff coming soon mwah

PLEAASEEEE READ MY FANFIC I BEG OF YOU, IT IS TERRIBLY LONG WINDED AND DESCRIPTIVE BUT PLEASEEE THERE WILL BE ROMANCE THERE IS SO MUCH INTROSPECTION ON LUDWIG'S BEHALF I PROMISE IT IS DECENT WRITING!!!!!!!!!!! YN IS NOT A CORNBALL I HOPE YOU AGREE WITH MEEEE not beta read idc

it is she/her afab for YN I am sorry but I also know people are upset when things are not tagged properly:(

btw please request things for headcannons etc

https://archiveofourown.org/works/88239131/chapters/233980381

FEATURING: Scout, Heavy, Medic, Spy, and Pyro

These are all random, and some may be slightly NSFW, but nothing explicit or terrible.

Scout

Absolutely whipped at the end of the day. He may complain and whine but he is wrapped around his girl’s finger.

Tries to get you to try Bonk one time, and if it went poorly he would try to blame it on how, ‘eh nah thats a bad can.. see, look, ihs’ dented, ill drink dat one and open another for ya, toots, a colder one, trust me honey’

I think this is all common ground but ‘toots’, ‘honey’, ‘sweetheart’, etc

A very proud boyfriend. ‘Heya everyone this is my girl! In’t she great? My ma likes her too, and she’s strict, so ya really know she’s a keeper!’ All with his arm over your shoulder or gesticulating grand gestures

Awfully meek at the start and trying to show off, but eventually there is some confidence in his established relationship. Points to his cheek, ‘Heya toots can i get a kiss?’ And annoys you until you do kiss him and then points to the other cheek, and then the first, and then the other…

Until you get annoyed proper and pokes him in the side. ‘Owh! Man, you’re so cruel, I just wanted kisses!’

Definitely comes up and ostentatiously sniffs your neck if you’ve got new perfume and starts kissing you all over all excited, with his hands on your waist. ‘Damn! You smell great, some new perfume yeah? You should wear it more, could smell it walkin’ in here and you got me all riled up hea!’ 

Chest guy all the way.

You’re saved in his (flip)phone as your name PREceded by a heart icon. Oddly specific but that’s him

Buys treats a lot. I feel like he’d have the most terrible pollen allergy known to man, and he’d try to buy you flowers one time and he was red and sniffling like his nasal passage had been emulsified or something.

Whiny and pathetic in private.

Heavy

Definitely quite the gentleman, and is an absolute devotee to his lady, even if he’s quiet about it. He took care of his family so long and of course that’s engrained in him! If it didn’t make him happy to do so that would be clear, but you also have to do some protecting of him, too like

Easing a subject onto him. He’s an emotional fella and of course he wants to hear if you’re upset, but he may feel guilty if it’s a topic roused by his behaviour or something he could have even slightly been involved in. His heart is big and it’s not that you should walk on eggshells, just be a love that is easy for him to rest easily on, and that rest comes from knowing your feelings and being there for him to express his.

You will be helping each other with languages. You teach him English grammars and he teaches you Russian words

He will encourage reading upon you if you don’t much already, even if you are indifferent about the idea, it is one of the few things he would push. ‘To better mind and better heart.. you do not get good mind from sunshine books, you read classic, and you cry and think lot.’ 

If you’re not a reader already, he’d offer you Notes From Underground by Dostoevsky. It’s short, profound, and probably one he read multiple times throughout his life. Once on his own time, and then multiple in school for whatever reason.

He is fascinated by religion and the Bible. He isn’t quite religious, but does a lot of religious thinking to pick his own brain, especially with topics like morality and goodness and what is rationality. He has also learned of other religious texts, but I don’t think he’s read any of them in full, either.

Writes poetry about you

Big cuddle-r, obviously. Typically the big spoon, but if you can find a way to hold him in some regard, he would love that.

‘Little bird’ and ‘my love.’

Also very proud but in again, a quieter fashion. He stands behind you or adjacent to you often, with usually a hand on you and a little smile that conveys a bit of giddiness of ‘oh wow I have lovely lady, she loves me and I love her, and people happy we love. I am proud of lady.’

Encourages food a LOT. Even if you’re the sort who never skips a meal, he always worries, and not the ridiculous ‘girls never eat enough’ way, he just wants you well fed, happy, energised, and without guilt.

Loves you no matter your size. He’s a big dude himself and given his intelligence, he thinks beauty standards are proper bullshit, and that they’re an embarrassing idea to upkeep in society.

Picks modest bouquets by specific meanings of the flower(s)

Medic

Whacky doo once comfortable. He may seem all pretentious and egotistical (this doesn’t go away), but underneath the pretentiousness he is a giant ball of energy sometimes around his significant other.

He’s more mad than was made apparent. Every devious or morally questionable thought spills from him.

Lwk best period comfort 😭 there isn’t an ounce of weirdness in him. It’s just a bodily function and he understands it makes one feel like shit

Handsy in the sense of always having a hand on you, or something. He’s a bit clingy and likes having you around everywhere, and naturally floats generally towards you irregardless

When cuddling, he is the big spoon, and on occasion he has a spur idea to name all your anatomy. He has you lay there (probably late at night or wherever) and he sits up on his forearm and points and explains everything.

When he’s quiet, he likes ‘parallel play’. You do your own things, but together; and pulling from his affectionate ordeal, he’s either got his ankle about yours or your arms are touching etc.

Very proud of his heritage (except for a little hiatus reasonable pride takes off due to a certain era..) and passionately talks about his time in Germany and how New Mexico has no proper German beer, and how Pennsylvania is the next best place for German culture in his experience. Dreams of taking you hiking in Bavaria..

He speaks in German to you a LOT regardless if you can or cannot understand.

A gentleman at heart. He opens doors, pulls out chairs, and his arm is always available for you to take.

Experiments on you when he knows it’s nothing lethal.. and then if it is something sickening, he will take care of you very deliberately with deep apologies and whatnot. Prescribed bed rest (and he occasionally dr house’s his own prescription to cuddle you :)

Has tried every drug under the sun. His favourite was LSD and you two will definitely be doing shrooms and other things together for the heck of it.

EXCELLENT cook. Baking is a science, and if he has a knack for baking, he can be a damn good cook too.

Does prefer a healthy body as a physician, but healthy as in the whole scale of healthy, and knowing him

He seems like he’d like a girl with a tummy. And thighs. Oooo he’s a thighs guy.

He falls asleep on your thighs and kisses you everywhere!! 

If you’re hurt, he does the whole worried nurse thing and holds your face and moves you to inspect you before kissing you when he’s satisfied with the care he provided.

Also proud, but not one for much PDA beyond what is polite. If he can’t touch you he will hover very close.

But nonetheless he is happy to talk about you. ‘Oh ja, sie ist wunderschön, and I have never met somevohn as sane as I am! It is refreshing, and I would give her zhe vorld if I could.’

You do kinda have to be interested in medicine too.. or something else humanities related to be engrossed in.

‘Dove/Taube’, ‘Mausi,’ ‘Liebling’

Lovely flowers, lots of yellow flowers.

Roleplays 100%. Doctor and patient, scientist and creation, interrogator and interrogated.

Would get on his knees for you and beg for heinous things.

Loud, embarrassed, and tries to muffle himself

Spy

Although he’s the most ‘romantic’ of the mercs, he sometimes tries not to seem all that romantic. He’s a very private person when it comes to his significant other.

It’s clear to everyone he certainly loves you, and he’s not quite afraid of PDA but is respectful about it

LOVES dancing with you. Even if you step on his toes, after a while you wouldn’t do so, as he’d teach you how to dance proper.

Lots of kisses, small pecks all over your face and hugs you tightly while burying his face into your neck and smelling the perfume he bought for you.

‘Ehehe, my love, you make my heart sing..’

‘My love’, ‘Darling’, and anything in French of course (i do not know any French im sorry 😭 no not even the common names etc)

Finds excellent wines and will have you try them with different foods and whatnot

Another man who wants to make sure his lady is well fed and well loved.

Kind of a professional bullshitter. It’s part of his job to act, so he probably knows a little about a lot of things but makes it seem like he knows what he’s talking about, more than he actually does.

If you’re passionate about a topic he catches on and reads about it in other regards so you can have conversation instead of just tossing the same facts back and forth

Big spoon 100%, all the time, and only if you practically beg him to be the little spoon, ‘Non, no, no my love, I take care of you and I hold you, I am a gentleman you know, but if it would bring you joy..’

Tbh he’s a little controlling but out of worry and nothing rude. He’s never going to stop you from doing anything unless there is a concern probing him, but even then he tries to keep it to himself, ie, if you’re dressed in an awfully showy outfit, he may say something out of worry, ‘I-I do not want other men to look at you as something you’re not, you have a beautiful heart and mind and body, and they do not, I- here, a little shawl maybe? I love you dearly but do understand.. you are too beautiful for zhe filth of them..’

but he’s very excited to see you all dressed like that.

If you wear heels and end up being taller than him, he loves that too. He has a thing for heels I’d think, and he LOVES to see you strut towards him in them

And he has sandals on his person, somewhere, in case you are pained by your shoes ever.

Fancy jewellery that was probably unethically acquired, perfumes, all the fancy niceties.

Contrary to popular headcannons I would think him even more respectful about intimacy than anyone (probably ever). He does not buy lingerie for you unless you drag him into a store of that nature and pick it yourself. He flushes quickly when you mention being intimate, and he just wants you to be happy and comfortable and never seen as an object of sexual pleasure for him. It’s awfully sweet, but of course he does approach you every now and then after you’re both comfortable with each other.

Constantly making sure you’re okay in any regard. He calls you randomly even just to tell you he loves you.

Pyro

I’m not going crazy for this because he’s a ball of wonder and joy

Loves affection, terribly wholesome and  loves to sit on the floor and accept your kisses

Bakes for you and if he messes up in any regard to him, he’s deeply dejected no matter how much you tell him it’s good

DIY presents all the time

Scares you randomly and then hugs you tight

The sort to pickpocket, so you get random ids as gifts too

I honestly have no idea anything else

if you want other mercs, please let me know!! This took a while and I think it’s clear who my favourites are…

Hii! I am new to the platform, though I made my account a long time ago, I have not interacted much and am finally deciding to get on the platform proper. I really like reading, writing, and drawing, and I am a TF2 fan.. I am writing my second ever fanfiction right now for a medic x reader on AO3 (which I will link) but I would love to reply to those who want to hear my headcannons etc. I don’t know quite what that is called, but where one asks for a scenario and the requested individual responds with a scenario or similar? That sounds very fun to me. I am also trying to invest more time into my art! I would love to share my OCs and the world one in particular lives in. I hope to write a book about him and that world someday.. I am getting out of a reading slump atp and I ordered all of Dosteovsky's works so I've been chipping away <3 It got me out of it, and I bought MORE books....

I have tagged this under TF2 because I am not huge into other fandoms at the moment, but I also know a LOT about JJBA. Other things, I listen to goth, classical, and a lot of 80s, and I am learning German so I may move back to Germany after I graduate 😊

Medic is my favourite.. obviously..

its not done yet but I've been working on it regularly and I will try to hold myself accountable..