Lost

Ooh, found the guy’s mysterious glasses, huh Velma?

That’s n– whoa whoa whoa what are you–

NOOOO DON’T SMUDGE THE LENSES

You wear glasses yourself, you know how horrible it–

Oh! Hey, he’s back!

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…you… you aren’t planning on swapping your glasses with his, are you? 

Look, every prescription is different, each head size is unique, and your frames are 10x as thick, there’s no way he would simply not notice–

…oh.

Never mind, then.

I guess they just so happen to perfectly match his near/farsightedness, and–

…wait, what do you have behind your…

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…Velma, where do you keep an extra set of glasse– you know what, I don’t wanna know.

Now what are you– that’s not gonna work, it’s a TV camera! It doesn’t have ears to keep the glasses on! 

They’re not gonna magically stay on, especially since the width is several inches more than the– wait, why are his frames suddenly identical to yours–

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…Velma… how do you glasses

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