The Man is the Machine

Yes, fine. Just sort of wondering where everyone is.

Well it is Memorial Day Weekend. Vacation perhaps?

Mmph- 

That was...I'm sorry. Was that - bad?  

It’s late! Alright, let me get my leg…

Hm…. What about this?

You really didn't. Come on, get up. 

Maybe that’s part of your problem…

Wha -

Maybe I did, maybe I didn’t. Perhaps there’s some good left in this cold heart of mine…

Letting someone win at a drinking game is your version of kindness? Strange.

Irish after all… I have to say, I’m impressed

...No. That is a definite no. Also, I'm positive you may have let me win. Not that I'm complaining. 

I’m glad to hear you’re getting with the program…

None of which are a clear and present danger…

I get the feeling even if I say no that you'll still insist anyway.

I’m not just sitting here, holding this bottle, you know. And you see that empty vodka bottle there? It didn’t empty itself… Technically, I’m way ahead of you.

I've had worse threats, Addison.