ummmmm they should totally stop this week and skip to sunday then make it also sunday the next day and also the one after that

oh so tired.......... everyday very tired........... ultra-tier tired.......

defeating traditional gender roles everyday by being an asshole female

infinite popcorn is my cinematic super power

pls stop talking to me about financial projections. do something useful like gently caressing the greeneries

ah yes my heart's greatest true desire. a pay raise

they lied to yall about immortality being a bad thing and that it sucked btw. i've been immortal since forever and it's great