meow meow

hosptial

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

let the bodies hit the floor is such a scary song. usually bodies hitting the floor isn’t a good thing but this guy wants it to happen anyway.

and yet he insists there’s nothing wrong with him. haunting

i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed

nice wound. Could use some salt though

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

lowkey i just killed all innocents

notice how no one died

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and i'm losing sense of time

It’s literally like…… help!! lol. help me!!!! haha.

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed