INTERNET GLORY

Me when its 1 day after Halloween and the capitalists are already blasting the christmas sale commercials

my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored

in the US we only have 3 genders. american beauty, american psycho, and american pie

What about American idiot

well we all know which gender i am for forgetting this one

hate capitalism and its perpetual use of buzzwords just saw an ad for lemonade with "plant-based caffeine" like where the fuck else would you get caffeine if not from a plant

Clifford the big red dog has the zoomies event 15 dead 162 injured

men just don't get into a big cloud of dust and start punching and kicking each other with only their arms and legs briefly visible like they used to

tumblr is so like. meaningless. just clicking around. reading lil poem fragments. reblogging things just bcuz the vibe is good. seeing the same paintings on the dash 5 times in a day. making my little 2 note posts. love it here.

going to the hospital in a shirt that says “i sure hope no one commits medical malpractice and/or films a tiktok about my health issues later!”

who wanna come over and clap when bad things happen in horror movies with me

oh you mean with hands

not ruling anything out