This is My Random Life

It’s not the goodbye, it’s the sudden absence of the person you love the most

What a weird horse

what she means: Hermit crabs are highly misunderstood creatures that are far more complex than people give them credit for. Despite their name, they are social creatures who display complex behaviors such as curiosity and memory. These invertebrates display individual personalities and habits, likes and dislikes. Yet people buy them as simple souvenir pets and expect them to live for maybe a year, when they can actually live a decade or more in proper conditions. All hermits sold are taken from the wild, and are often forced out of their natural, fitting shells into toxic-coated painted shells just to get kids to buy them. With their clueless owners they are given just enough resources to survive on, but over time will succumb to health issues such as deteriorating gills and buildup of molting hormone, or simply loneliness from being kept in isolation from other hermits. It’s just so unfair that these cute critters are so misunderstood and so abused and we really need to do something about this.

My crab sons: bone app the teeth

me now: i need a job so i can buy my hermit crab a friend and a 20 gallon tank and a climbing wall and another pool and a special diet and

Me in head: gettin a lizard

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????