vivian has severe problems

all i have ever wanted is big enough boobs that they jiggle a bit when you slap them is that too much to fucking ask for

only people who have ever known how to discuss sexuality properly are weird gay trannies online

according to all the porn ive drawn vivian seems to be in a poly relationship with my gfs' sonas (as above so below) but is also fucking fran (his actual canon girlboyfriend) jax tadc (????) and at least one ultrakill gutterman

youd think id post the cool sexy drawings on this sideblog but i'm too terrified of getting nuked so nope

the irony is that i just use my horny blog to complain about aspects of sexuality. i am not having a good time out here.

love that when i hover over this blog the preview is 2/3 videos of heavy machinery

jserking off alone is much like drinking alone in that it's not fun and doesnt help anyone

i need to get fucked stupid but like gently because i still have a headache and dont want it to get worse

you can use the arrow keys to jerk off

i think i should delete this blog