Certified Bat

This was a complaint about a one-time incident of me having to get up at 3:30am to catch a flight idk about how some of you in the notes seem to be living on a regular basis

it's a weird emotion when somebody goes "doesn't this just shake you to your core and rewrite your dna and change who you are as a person" and your honest experience of it was that it was ok

"Fuck I'm going to get a bad grade in friendship media resonance"

There are many benefits to being a marine biologist

@edderkopper

ill figure it out <- common utterance of a girl who is completely fucked

another forgotten campaign promise...

Thinking about how when my oldest brother took Japanese classes his professor was like your pronunciation is really good 😊 but you need to watch movies that aren't about the Yakuza because you sound like a criminal

somewhere in this beautiful world there is a man who sounds like Paulie Walnuts because he learned English by watching the Sopranos

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?