Ferid: How petty can you get?
Mika: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
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@demon-mika
Ferid: How petty can you get?
Mika: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

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Shinoa: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Mika does? I mean, what if they jumped off a cliff?
Guren: If Mika were to jump off a cliff, they would’ve done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Mika jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Shinoa: You jump off a cliff!
Guren: Gladly. Provided Mika did first.
Mika: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Yuu: Okay, but in my defense, Guren bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.
Mika: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
Mika: I trust Yuu.
Mitsuba: You think they know what they're doing?
Mika: I wouldn't go that far.
Mitsuba: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Mika: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Yuu: Smad.

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Shinoa: What do you think Yuu will do for a distraction?
Mika: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Mika: ... or they could do that.
Shinya, driving Mika and Yuu: So how was your day?
Yuu: We almost got surprise adopted!
Shinya: What?
Mika: We almost got kidnapped.
Shinya: Oh, okay.
Shinya: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
The squad is trying to con some random guy
Mika: Um, Guren, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?
Guren: We need money!
Mika: You're scamming him?
Guren: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?
Mika: What?! No way!
Guren: Why not? We already stole Yuu!
Yuu: Hey guys
Mika: No, we didn't. Yuu can think and talk for themself, they can do whatever they want!
Yuu: I wanna steal
Mika: *is unpacking a box*
Mika: *puts the box down and turns around*
Yuu: *crunch*
Mika: DON’T EAT THE PACKING PEANUTS!!
Yuu: Bro do you lift?
Mika: Yeah dude how did you know?
Yuu: Because you lift my heart whenever you’re around.
Mika: Bro.
Yuu: Bro.

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Crowley: I cant stand you
Ferid: Then kneel
Yuu: Here’s the thing though. Is it still a murder if I give them a heads up?
Mika: I think that’s called a threat.
Yuu: just trust me. have I ever put you in an unsafe or uncomfortable situation?
Mika: all the time
Yuu: then you should be used to it by now
Yuu: Don’t let anyone else ruin your day!
Mika: Yeah! You gotta take matters into your own hands! RUIN YOUR OWN DAY!
Yuu: NO!
[On a hike]
Yuu: It’s beautiful out here.
Mika: And quiet.
Yuu: Too quiet.
Mika: Did we lose someone?
[cut to Yoichi with a bear in a headlock]

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Yuu: Can you check for monsters under the bed?
Guren: The monsters don’t live under our beds, they live inside of us.
Yuu:
Guren: Goodnight.
Yuu: I failed the safety course today.
Mika: Why? What happened?
Yuu: Well, one of the questions was “In case of a fire what steps would you take?”
Mika: And?
Yuu: Well apparently, “FUCKING LARGE ONES” isn’t an acceptable answer.