Psycho Teacher Lady

This is the most useful thing I’ve ever reblogged.

i used to think when people said my cousin twice removed that their cousin must’ve did some fucked up shit to get kicked out of the family twice

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

Where the hell can you get a McFlurry at 3am? They shut down the ice cream machines at fucking 10pm????

my fav linguistic trend is how younger ppl use “like” to signify paraphrasing and how older ppl dont get it. i’ll say something along the lines of “he was like, ‘fuck off!’” and any older person in the vicinity will be like “did he really say that??” no i was paraphrasing, hence the use of “like” instead of “said.” try to keep up, sandra

My husband and I literally say this every time we come in contact with Fox News...