DemiG.od

Valentine’s Day now be for you ugly folks. Don’t @ me

i aspire to be this petty someday

“you got room here? can i just move right through here, seeing as you are standing on the pedestrian crosswalk? thanks.”

I was just talking about this video an hour ago.

texans: hi texans: 😂😂 sorry if you’re not from texas you probably won’t get it 😂😂😂

Shout out to everyone that’s actually really intelligent but have difficulty articulating what they know especially when they’re being questioned.

*wishes i was a part of your internet gang*

If we destroy all grocery stores we no longer have to eat food and we will become immortal

I don’t know what study this is based on, but I’m the typical American, so I believe it.

True

This is the first thing I’ve seen once I created this account. Tumblr is really somethin.

Need this.

Of course

I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

ENERGY

OKAY LEGIT I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY. ME AND MY PARTNER ARE IN SUCH A TIGHT SPOT FOR MONEY ATM AS WE ARE SAVING FOR A DEPOSIT ON A HOUSE. I GOT PAID DOUBLE WHAT I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO GET AND SO DID HE AND HONESTLY I CRIED SO MUCH TODAY IM SO HAPPY AND RELIEVED

Positive vibes!!!!!

Can definitely use this in preparation for the move.

I hope, I hope so much.. my life is just suck right now..

<3 Gotta give this a try <3

I NEED this to work. ;_;