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I have to disappoint you. Family group names have to be formed from the type genus within them, which is also often the oldest genus. Hylidae is derived from Hyla. Pseudoxyrhophiidae is derived from Pseudoxyrhopus.

So, to form Phoclidae, you would need to first describe a new genus in a new family, and name it Phoclus or similar. This would be formed by adding the variant form of the diminutive -ulus Latin ending, -clus, onto the Greek stem φώκη, and would mean 'little seal' (I use Wiktionary for most of my ending and root needs honestly). This might be a suitable name for a marine worm, which is probably also your best bet for discovering a new family and genus of modern organism.

If it looks like a hummingbird, and flies like a hummingbird, it might just be a hummingbird hawk-moth! Like their namesake, hummingbird hawk moths can beat their wings incredibly fast- up to 90 times per second! This allows it to hover and perform tight aerial manuvers. In addition, they have a very long proboscis, which allows it to sip nectar from deep-welled flowers that other insects can't access.

Goodmorning to the Anthropic Claude AI training scraper that suddenly decided to request 660 thousand pages (exactly the number I had remaining on the starter plan) and brought Pikiwedia down. 

Sudden switch from diverse user agents like chrome, safari, messenger preview to Just Claudebot. I'm not even mad though, this is maybe the funniest thing possible, because I've inadvertently poisoned their training data with thousands of fucked up articles with normal urls. 

And its also HORRIBLE because those 40k people have spent the past 15 years circlejerking to the point of it being an elitist echo chamber