Banana Man

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

this blog supports punching fascists

ok i’m done being crazy lol

no i’m not

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

World Heritage Post

I love fun

yes he is shut up

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

forever thinking of catra from the 2018 she-ra series. what if you were deeply in love with your best friend. what if you chose long ago to abandon your morals to stay by her side. what if, at the very first chance, she was faced with the same decision and chose her morals over you. what if your grief over that choice was so immense that it fueled five seasons of television and almost ended the world. what if, at the end of it all, the end of the very world she fought so hard to save, you asked her to stay and she finally, finally did

Oh my god it moves at the samr speed i scroll so i thought it was fucking following me