Don't be stupid

Sure, sure. 

Saw about that Moriarty fellow.  Your jurisdiction again, or are they taking that from your hands?

I can’t discuss an on going investigation. 

So you are a part of it.  That'll be fun.  Any leads?

And you’re looking surprisingly bold for a wanted man, Moran. 

I think you’re mistaken, detective inspector.  In fact, I’m positive you’ll find no probable cause even within your records.

Sure, sure. 

Saw about that Moriarty fellow.  Your jurisdiction again, or are they taking that from your hands?

……….

You’re looking well.

And you’re looking surprisingly bold for a wanted man, Moran. 

I think you're mistaken, detective inspector.  In fact, I'm positive you'll find no probably cause even within your records.

……….

You're looking well.

… you’re fucking kidding me.

Apologies, pet. 

'Apologies.'  That's all you have.  'Apologies.'

... you're fucking kidding me.

You really should start considering others, Sherlock.  *safety back on, tucks the pistol away with an easy smile as he turns to go*  How’s Mycroft’s diet?

-hums, hiding a smile, but keeping his eyes on the man- Same as always. Dull. Though I’ll let him know you were kind enough to ask. He should be honoured. It isn’t every day that Colonel Moran takes interest in just anyone.

I'm sure he'll be ecstatic.  Catch you later.

But I’m a hunter.  A sniper.  And this is entirely too easy.

You really should start considering others, Sherlock.  *safety back on, tucks the pistol away with an easy smile as he turns to go*  How's Mycroft's diet?

Really?  That’s the best you have?  Neither of us have friends, Sherlock.  You don’t understand it, and I kill mine.

i’m not your friend. never once claimed to be. i simply said i’m the last and closest thing you have to one. kill me now, and you’re on your own, or spare yourself the trouble of cleaning up the mess and get over your childish temper. might as well amuse ourselves with the company of each other.

But I'm a hunter.  A sniper.  And this is entirely too easy.

Not quite.  Give me a reason not to shoot you here and now, Sherlock.

Save us both the struggle of a fight and put the gun down.

Really?  That's the best you have?  Neither of us have friends, Sherlock.  You don't understand it, and I kill mine.

Welcome back, Virgin.

Not quite.  Give me a reason not to shoot you here and now, Sherlock.