PART MEME / PART MEMER

i don’t think humans are inherently bad i just don’t. once i posted about how i can’t ever get poached eggs right and someone took time out of their day to send me tips on how to make them. they used their finite time on this planet to teach me how to poach an egg with no motivation other than helping a stranger have a better breakfast and if that isn’t proof humanity is worth saving i don’t know what is

i’m stronger than you think i am

i’m also stronger than i think i am

when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges it’s ‘intelligent’ and ‘really cool’ but when i do it i’m ‘petty’ and ‘need to move on?’ what kind of double standard honestly…..

sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments 

*slowly removes my heart-shaped sunglasses* i beg your fucking pardon

with all due respect--which is none--

“Fuck it” – my final thought before making most decisions.