Itty Bitty Kitty Tiddy Committee

Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever

YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣

I screamed

Me, after coming out of a decade of depression

People are replicating the feeling of a Bethesda game IRL so well that I’m scared someone’s going to get caught clipped through the floor

me coming home to my gamer wife and children: greatest of keks everyone, score any sick headshots today??? oh thank you honey I’d love a bowl of soda soup, please don’t get triggered if I don’t like it this time

Zelda sweetie, you’ve hardly touched your Doritos. What’s got you so butthurt?

I wanna frame this and hang it in my house.

this is an advanced joke

the 👏 best 👏 time 👏 to 👏 wear 👏 a 👏 striped 👏 sweater 👏 is 👏 all 👏 the 👏 time

latina best friends: we’re cousins

Desi family friends who don’t wanna explain the relationship to anyone non poc: we’re cousins

Arab person about the children of people their parents grew up with in the home country: we’re cousins

black people to someone you met who comes to all the family get togethers now: we’re cousins

white couples: we’re cousins

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