Deluded Ramblings

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

Ngl Heather punching Hochberg for touching her and then going over to Buck to tenderly put a jacket as blanket over him was wonderful. You go crazy girl, get your emotional support hitman!

I'm kind of obsessed with Hal being a D-list celebrity in Dol Makjar like that man cannot go anywhere without being clocked. Strangers at the club ask him to sing karaoke for them. The literal king of a foreign country knows who he is. Even the fucking mobsters he's fighting in the sewers are like "wait a minute, is that-"

The best part of the beach is pretending to fight the ocean by beating the shit outta them waves

I always lose but it makes me feel important, and it’s fun

it's really gross how you can be self aware enough to know what's going on in your head but you can't actually stop it from happening. i need to grab it like a pigeon that got stuck in a house and throw it out the window. be free

crazy how much i could get done if i didn't have "doesn't want to do things" disorder