Kept You Waiting Huh?

Computer show me men in agonizing pain crying and writhing on the ground with very obvious hard ons

Computer make this guy pathetic and crying

Computer strip him of all his morals then touch him inappropriately

he's beautiful i literally need to put him under extreme psychological stress. i need to put him in extreme physical pain. i need him curling up in someone's arms for the feelings of safety and comfort he hasn't received in ages

So funny that people outside the Metal Gear fandom don't know that the guy who gave the, "Why are we still here? Just to suffer?" speech was just, like, that drunk uncle who may or may not have slept with David Bowie in 1988.

That awkward moment when youre a female and you realize 2 men making out and rubbing their cocks together is lowkey kind of awesome

i see that you media addicted louts have filled your tomodachi life islands with video game and movie characters instead of great leftist thinkers