Not Dating
Day by day, one by one, Marinetteâs classmates noticed that the young designer had gotten closer to Felix. Close enough to be considered dating. Finally, the entire class is convinced that the two ARE dating.
The only problem is that Felix nor Marinette seem to know about it.
Felix (PV) x Marinette, posted to AO3.
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~~~SCENE 1: Lila~~~
Lila was walking down a shopping district when she caught sight of her favorite victimâer, classmate eating at a nearby cafĂŠ. Carefully maneuvering around the outdoor patio in a way so that she would not be seen, she noticed that Marinette was not alone⌠Across from her sat the snobbish cousin of Adrienâs: Felix Graham-Agreste. The Italian narrowed her eyes as she took in their chummy atmosphere. âWhen did they get so close?â
âOh my gosh, Marinette! What a coincidence!â The liar called out as she exited her hiding spot.
The designerâs countenance darkened a bit as the liar approached, her voice dropping into a flat irritated tone. âLila.â The snakeâs eyes gleamed with a cruel light, her smile becoming a bit sharper.
âWhat do you want, Rossi?â Came the exasperated, blunt voice of her pale blond companion. Rude.
âWhat? Canât I say hello to my classmates? I stop by this cafĂŠ all the time; the owner is like a father to me. I highly recommend the pasta!â
âItâs a boba cafĂŠ, they donât sell pasta!â Cried the exasperated class president.
âWell, itâs on the secret menââ
âHi, order number 42?â A waiter interrupted, pointing to the little plastic table number resting beside Felixâs elbow. âWho had the honeydew milk tea?â Marinette raised her hand and he set it before her. âAnd one matcha milk tea for the gentleman. Please enjoy.â
The two teens stared down Lila as the waiter left two straws and returned to his post inside to take orders. She scoffed as she sauntered away, pretending to look over the posted menu while spying on the pair. âPerhaps I can get something good to lie about at school tomorrowâŚâ she thought, watching them from the corner of her eye.
âMm, this honeydew is delicious!â The bluenette remarked while sipping happily on her drink.
âLet me try,â Lila watched as Felix grabbed the drink right out of Marinetteâs hands.
âHey! Donât steal all my tapioca pearls, jerk!â
The blond brought the same straw to his lips to take a sip. âHmm, youâre right, not too sweet.â The designerâs scowl transformed into a smug smile as he set the glass back down in front of her, continuing to enjoy her drink without a second thought.
âDid they justâŚindirectly kiss?! Oh my, talk about juicy gossip!â Lilaâs lips curled into a wicked smile; she couldnât wait to twist this into a new story tomorrow!
~~~ The next dayâŚ
âYouâll never believe this, girls. Marinette was on a date with Felix!â Lila sobbed, âAfter I told her how much I liked him, too!â
âAw, LilaâŚIâm sure thatâs not what it was,â Mylene comforted the girl.
âI saw it! They were all lovey-dovey, sharing a drinkââ The liar attempted.
âGirl, are you sure that your lying disease isnât acting up again?â Alya asked skeptically as Lila tensed. âI meanâŚMarinette and Felix? Pfft, thatâd never happen!â
âDoes seem rather far-fetched,â murmured Juleka in agreement.
âBut I really sawâ" she tried again in vain.
âShh, itâs okay. Why donât you tell us more about your recent trip to Achu instead, Lila?â Rose begged the flabbergasted liar.
~~~SCENE 2: Adrien~~~
It was Saturday and the teen heartthrob of Paris had just finished a photoshoot early. Nathalie had even agreed to let him enjoy a little free time! âToo bad Nino is busy with Alya today,â he thought glumly as he looked around the park. Spying his favorite designerâs balcony in the distance brought a smile to his face once again. âMaybe Marinette would want to play some UMS III!â Destination set, Adrien began crossing the park at a leisurely pace, enjoying the sun and the breeze on such a pleasant day.
He watched as kids chased each other through the park, vendors sold balloons and treats, and friends picnicked on checkered blankets. The model smiled as his roaming eyes noted happy couples â like the two giggling college students holding hands as they walked, Marinette and Felix lounging under a tree, the young man chasingâWAIT. Marinette and Felix were what?
Adrienâs eyes locked back onto the pair beneath the tree in disbelief. Felix was sitting with his back against the trunk while reading the book he held in one hand. Sprawled out between his knees was a slumbering bluenette, her sketchpad forgotten on her lap while her fingers still twitched with the pencil between the digits. Her body was slumped slightly to the right, her head lazily resting against his cousinâs chest. Dumbstruck, he continued to stare as Felix brought his free hand up to turn the page before returning it back to its original place, his silver ring gleaming in a wayward sunbeam as his fingers idly played with one of Marinetteâs pigtails.
They lookedâŚcomfortable. Closer than he remembered them being.
Marinette seemed to stir, her eyes squinting slightly against the sunlight before she began to shift. The blondâs hand extracted itself from her hair, his eyes falling away from those crisp white pages to gaze down at the girl in his lap. The bluenette resettled on her left side, half curled against his chest and readily fell back to sleep. With unbridled fascination, Adrien watched a soft smile spread across Felixâs face before his hand cupped around her cheek to gently play with the short hairs that curled in front of her ears. His smile never wavered as his eyes returned back to the book in his other hand as if the whole exchange had never happened.
Felix lookedâŚhappy and, perhaps, in love?
âAre theyâŚdating?â The modelâs brow scrunched in thought, considering the whole exchange as he quietly walked in the opposite direction. âGood for them. I should congratulate them at school tomorrow!â
âMaybe Luka is available for a jam session,â Adrien pulled out his phone to call the older boy.
~~~SCENE 3: Adrien and Alix~~~
After school the next day, while waiting for his ride, Adrien flagged down his cousin coming down the stairs. Felix gave his usual short greeting before expectantly looking at him. Noting they didnât have much time to spare, he decided to cut to the chase.
âI noticed you and Marinette have gotten rather close recently,â Adrien smiled warmly.
âYes, sheâs been very welcoming and warm. She grows on you, much like a fungus,â the snobbish blond replied while his eyes drifted towards the entry way as if looking for someone.
âCome on, Fe! You donât need to be so obtuse. Sheâs really special, isnât she?â The model raised his eyebrows, attempting to put a heavier meaning behind his words. All he got was a distracted, affirmative hum in reply. Settling a hand on his cousinâs shoulder, his grey eyes shifted back to Adrien. The model looked directly into Felixâs eyes with a bright smile, âI just wanted to tell you that Iâm really happy for you two!â
His cousinâs face scrunched up in confusion but, before he could question the green eye blond, his attention was captured by a shriek coming from the stairs behind them. Felix turned just in time to catch a flying bluenette against his chest with an âoof!â before she could hit the ground.
Alix jumped down from the top step and swooped around them in her skates, looking frantic. âOh my gods, Mari! Iâm so sorry, I thought you saw me coming. Are you okay?â
âKubdel, what the hell were you thinking? You know Marinette has her head in the clouds 80% of the time!â Felix scolded the pink haired girl while setting the young designer down on her feet, keeping her in the protective ring of his arms. Turning to her, his tone became a tender and worried murmur, âAre you alright, princess?â
âIâm purrfectly fine, she didnât mean to bump into me! Besides,â Alix and Adrien watched as her smile turned fond, âyou caught me before I could get hurt. My hero.â She pretended to swoon and, although Felix scowled, his eyes remained soft. They watched as he took her bag from her shoulder and then grabbed her hand. Neither classmate missed how the grey eyed boy threaded his fingers through hers.
âYouâre likely to fall over if I donât hold onto you. Letâs get you home in one piece, shall we?â He nodded to the two as he led Marinette away, the unlikely duo murmuring to themselves â smiling and laughing as if in their own little world.
âAre those two dating?â Alix inquired with obvious confusion.
âYup, I saw them cuddling in the park over the weekend. I was pretty surprised but Iâm happy for them. I think sheâs good for him,â Adrien grinned.
âHuh. I always thought sheâd end up with you,â the pink haired girl shrugged and skated away from the now blushing blond.
âWait, what?!â
~~~SCENE 4: Amelie~~~
The Graham-Agreste family didnât travel outside of Paris much these days but, when they did, it was usually for a week at a time. Amelie had warned her son about the impending trip to visit a business contact in Greece and he seemed less than thrilled. She suspected it had something to do with the sweet classmate he had been spending so much free time with. She wasnât blind but pretended to be whenever Felixâs face softened and an unconscious smile spread on his face when he would receive a text from her. She even had her own ringtone! And today? Why, Amelie was in for quite the treat because that very classmate appeared at their door just a few hours ago to help Felix pack for his trip.
She didnât miss the chance to remind her teenage son to leave his door open as she didnât wish to be a grandmotherâŚyet. Nor did she miss both turning bright red at the implication of her words.
Amelie had checked a few times â while walking down the hallway, she didnât want to cramp his style â and noted that he had left the door ajar as requested. This allowed her to catch snippets of their muffled conversation and laughter in passing. Not that she was trying to eavesdrop, but those joyful sounds made her so happy. It made her heart swell that Felix had finally found someone he could relax and be himself with! Her grumpy little man had made a friend â a girl friend no less â and Amelie was over the moon!
âCome to think of it, it has been a while and they are awful quietâŚâ she internally mused. âBetter go check on them.â
The older blond set down her crossword and headed upstairs, approaching the bedroom door as quietly as she could. She heard nothing as she paused outside the door. Curiosity getting the better of her, she pushed the door open soundlessly. She had to bite her lip to stop from cooing over what she found!
Felixâs carryon was packed and set at the foot of the bed with care, a light jacket draped over the handle in preparation of their early flight. A single lamp on his nightstand was on, illuminating the scene before her in the dusk-colored room. In the middle of the duvet lay the two teens, about a foot apart but facing each other, unconsciously holding hands as they peacefully napped side-by-side. Tiptoeing to the end of the bed, Amelie pulled out her phone and snapped a few silent photos â noting with glee the tiny smile on her sonâs face as he slept. With an airy sigh through her nose, she silently departed so the two could rest.
âThey make such a cute couple! Iâll have to frame these photos for when they get marriedâŚâ
~~~SCENE 5: Juleka and Nathaniel~~~
A few weeks later, Madame Bustier had paired up students for an art history project. Juleka and Nathaniel had scheduled some time during lunch to study in the library, hoping to get the necessary books for their chosen historical figure: Marcel Duchamp. They greeted the librarian and headed towards the art history section, flipping through various books to find the most relevant information. Suddenly a giggle cut through the quiet and caught the attention of the two studious classmates. Peeking around the end of the row and looking toward the beanbag chairs in the reading nook, they spied two teens engaging in a tickle fight. Their eyes widened as they realized the grinning blond was none other than Felix and the snorting giggles were escaping a very pink, writhing Marinette.
âIs thatâŚare theyâŚâ Nathaniel questioned under his breath, Juleka nodding vaguely to confirm that she was witnessing the same thing. This was not the work of an akuma.
They watched silently as the bluenette twisted and struggled to evade the blond boyâs nimble fingers, eventually ending up tangled and panting in an embrace that resembled a human Gordian Knot. Her legs were draped across his lap and an ankle hooked around one of his, her arms weaved and locked around his upper torso, her fingers driven into his hair. Felixâs head rested against her collar bone, his eyes shut, and lips curved into a smug smile. Their bodies were pressed so tightly together that not even a breeze could get between them. âYou could have just told me you wanted to nap! Gods, youâre such a cat sometimes!â Marinette scolded softly with a huff of laughter, her fingers petting the skin and long hair at the base of his neck as the boy seemed to melt further against the young designer.
âDo you think theyâre dating?â Juleka whispered in amazement.
âCertainly seems like it,â the red head replied.
~~~SCENE 6: Mylene and Rose~~~
ââŚAnd the whole park just looks so lovely with all those new trees planted! Thank you for helping with my beautification project, Rose!â Mylene expressed happily to the strawberry blond beside her as they wandered into the cafeteria.
âI was so happy to help. The flowers are going to smell amazing when they begin to blossom!â Rose swooned softly before bumping into someone in her distracted state. âOh, hey Marinette! What have you got there?â
âHey guys! I made bento boxes today, want to see?â The bluenette opened the two boxes for their perusal. Inside were tiny hotdog octopi piled so close together that they seemed to be kissing, slices of fried chicken, rice balls with seaweed hearts stuck all over them, and a small salad filled with heart shaped veggies. The two girls cooed over each detail, noting the obvious themeâŚ
âDid you make these for your crush, Marinette?â Rose chirped sweetly, âSo romantic!â
âWh-what?! N-no, no! I just made these because I wanted toâŚâ the young designer blushed crimson at their words and nervously rubbed the back of her neck. âI kind of fell down a YouTube rabbit hole with Kagami the other day and became super obsessed with the idea. Iâm not very good though, I still need a bunch of practiceâŚâ
The colorful dreadlocked girl smiled kindly, âI think itâs really sweet! You know, I bet Adrien wouldââ
âOh shoot! Sorry, girls, I promised Felix weâd have lunch together to work on our project and I really want to eat before this gets cold,â interrupted a distracted Marinette as she packed up her bento, her face scrunched as she took in the grumpy blond at the far end of the cafeteria.
âSure, see you later, Mari!â Rose and Mylene watched as their friend crossed the room to sit with Felix. âTheyâve been spending a lot of time together lately, huh?â
The mousey girl nodded, watching in fascination as their class rep seemed to scold the pale blond for only eating an apple before spreading the two bento boxes between them on the table. Felix responded with an eyeroll from the other side of his book, but Marinette just gesticulated her hand brandishing chopsticks to wave off his arguments. They were taken aback a moment later when she scooped a mouthful from the box and blew away the steam, then offered it to the boy with a silent âsay ah!â The grump seemed to huff before dutifully taking the morsel into his mouth, not letting her feeding him interrupt his reading. Marinette smiled brightly and continued to feed them both in this fashion, completely oblivious of the two shocked girls watching from afar.
The petite bubbly girl squealed with joy! âDo you think she actually made the bento for Felix? Oh my goodness, she filled it with hearts!â
âAnd he accepted it! Weâve got to tell the girls!â Mylene gushed, thrilled to see their sweet friend find love and appreciation.
Looks like the Adrienette fan club needs to disbandâŚ
~~~SCENE 7: Kim~~~
It was date night with his girl, Ondine. He had lost their bet at swim practice, so she got to pick the movie â some American âclassicâ called Grease playing at a small, off-the-beaten-path theater. She seemed happy so Kim wasnât about to complain. âI just hope itâs not a total chick flick! Iâll have to catch the latest John Wick with the guys next weekendâŚâ he internally sighed. It was early evening on a weeknight, a few bored employees manned the front, and very few patrons were in attendance. Most appeared to be couples out on their own dates. The two athletic teens settled into their seats near the back â prime make out territory for couples, oh yeah â just in time for the lights to dim.
Suddenly, about five minutes into the film, the entry door on the opposite side of the auditorium opened with a loud BANG and made everyone present jump. Kim heard a familiar voice call out a whispered âsorry!â before catching sight of a couple quietly making their way down the aisle and settling a few rows down from where he was. One tall, lanky, dour blond and a shorter, contrite looking bluenette⌠Wait, was that Felix and Marinette? As Ondine hummed and danced in her seat to âSummer Lovin,â Kim curiously watched as the duo took their seats in the back half of the theater. Once seated, there was some sort of frantic movement from Marinette before Felix settled his arm over her shoulders and pulled her closer; the young designerâs head coming to rest against his chest. Kimâs eyebrows shot up to his hairline and his jaw dropped.
Were they on a DATE?
Distracted, Kim draped his arm around his girlfriend and stared off towards the screen unseeing for a few moments, the gears in his head slowly turning. They arrived together. They seemed cuddly with each other. His eyes widened. âWait, theyâŚâ He glanced over a few times to verify, ââŚthey sat in the make out section!â By the time the characters were dancing around the carnival to âWe Go Together,â the Vietnamese boy noticed out of the corner of his eye that Felix had long ago rested his head on top of Mariâs and had occasionally rubbed his cheek against her dark hair.
Maybe it wasnât really them?
The credits rolled and the dim house lights came on, allowing him to get a better look at the couple as they got up to leave. Oh, yup, it was definitely Felix and Marinette. He nodded along as Ondine gushed about the film, watching his classmates ahead of them from his peripherals. Marinette was gesturing widely, her eyes lit up in a way that only happened when she spoke about fashion. The grouchy teen was gone, a warm smile on his face as he gazed down at the girl beside him. Once outside, he watched as the smile turned into a frown once again â this time only because the bluenette was shivering. He thought he heard the blond murmur âare you cold, Bug?â but he wasnât sure. For the second time that night, Kim was shocked as Felix shrugged out of his coat and draped it around the dark-haired girl before pulling her close as they walked down the street.
Ondine looked between Kim and the couple, tilting her head a bit. âIsnât that your friend, Marinette?â
âYeahâŚâ the taller boy replied hesitantly.
âWow, she and her boyfriend make such a cute couple!â
~~~SCENE 8: Chloe & Nino~~~
Ninoâs groan of frustration was so loud that it reverberated off the walls of the hallway, âChloe! Look, Iâm not thrilled about having to do this report with you either but Iâm not going to let you just not do anything!â
The haughty blond girl huffed, crossing her arms with a pout. âI canât believe youâre going to make me doâŚâ She paused, her mouth opening and closing like she was attempting to spit out something foul tasting, ââŚhomework, Lahiffe. I have far more interesting things to do â like my mani-pedi! These hands donât just look perfect all on their own!â
âJust use your phone to search for some information on Louise Bourgeois. You insisted on picking her since youâre related but you have to do more than pick the topic!â
Chloe scoffed and turned towards the other blond that had wandered out of the classroom, âFelikins, tell Lahiffe here that a young woman like myself has important needs!â
Felix settled against the wall beside the classroom door and rolled his eyes. He opened his mouth to reply when a stumbling blur came through the doorway and seized his attention. Nino watched in fascination as Adrienâs cousin quickly spun â was he always that fast? â and caught the figure in his arms, his face scrunched up in confusion and concern. As he raised himself from a crouch, the DJ was able to see he now held a barely conscious Marinette.
âDudette! She okay?â Nino stepped closer with an outstretched hand, worry evident in his tone. Sure, he hadnât been able to hang out with her as much lately, but he knew her! His oldest friend tended to push herself too hard and take on too much, plus she had developed a sensitivity to cold recently⌠Made her susceptible to getting sick very easily.
Then something unexpected happened that stunned them to silence... The grey eyed boy leaned forward and pressed his lips to her forehead, his face transforming from worry to shock before effortlessly scooping the limp bluenette up bridal style. His voice softened, âMarinette, you have a fever! Did you go out without your jacket again?â He huffed as the girl whined weakly in his arms. Turning to the two of them, his tone became all business once more, âExcuse me, it seems I need to take her to the nurse.â The two shocked classmates stepped aside as a very fierce looking Felix hastened down the hall like a man on a mission. Nino could swear he heard Felixâs voice echoed a âwhat am I going to do with you, princess?â as he turned the corner, but Felix surely wouldnât say something like that⌠would he? Then againâŚ
âDid Felix justâŚkiss Marinette? Do you think theyâre dating?â Nino wondered aloud.
His words seemed to snap Chloe out of her stupor, she spun to face him and screeched in disbelief, âWhat?! Dating? Ridiculous, utterly ridiculous!â
~~~SCENE 9: Sabine & Tom~~~
Sabine was a patient, protective, intuitive woman. She watched her beautiful daughter trip over herself for a boy in her school â a model, no less â she just shook her head. Adrien seemed like a sweet boy but distracted and flighty. Tom thought he seemed like a good match for their sweet girl at first and welcomed him into their home like they would a future son-in-law; Sabine was unconvinced though. Not that she would treat the sweet teen model without her usual kindness â he was her little BÇobèiâs friend, after all. He just wasnât the right one.
However, about half a year later Marinette came home with another blond boy that immediately caught her attention. The new boy, Felix, looked similar to Adrien but was entirely different. Sure, both boys were respectful, handsome, and polite⌠However, where Adrien was falling over himself for approval and acceptance, Felix walked with a gait that seemed to communicate he needed no oneâs approval. She watched with interest as their friendship developed and noted with a smile that the grumpy boy balanced out their daughterâs overexuberance. She softened his hard edges; his quiet support allowed her self-confidence to blossom. He brought structure and order; she ruffled his feathers and introduced some spontaneity to his life. Sabine and Tom had friendly bets going that the two would become something more, but nothing had shown that that was happening. There had been an obvious change in their dynamic a few weeks ago and the bakers were thrilled! Perhaps this was the moment? No.
At this rate, her daughter was going to cost her $30 if they didnât get together by the end of the monthâŚ
It had been a couple days since a worried Felix carried a feverish Marinette home from school. He made sure to come by each day with notes, assignments, and to inquire about her health. Sabine could tell by the way his eyes drifted to the back stairs during each visit that he wanted to see her â not that the taciturn blond would admit such a thing. The two teens were in the living room watching a movie now that she was feeling better. Sabine smiled softly as she washed a few dishes in the sink, âAs if illness would keep that boy away from your side, BÇobèiâŚâ The blond teen was sitting a respectful distance from her daughter on the couch as they chatted about the plot quietly, smiles on both of their faces.
Marinette began to shiver, her body not quite recovered, and whined about feeling cold. Sabine watched as Felix rolled his eyes before getting up, eliciting a louder whine from the girl on the couch. He passed the kitchen with a nod and wordlessly went up the stairs to the designerâs room, returning with a thick fluffy blanket as if he was used to fetching things in their house or for their daughter. Odd. The boy proceeded to drape the blanket over his blue-eyed classmate, carefully tucking it around her whole form before lifting her feet and encasing them as well. Marinette made happy noises as she began to settle in when a sudden movement made her squawk with indignation. Sabine turned in time to see Felix sit closer to her, Marinetteâs feet on his lap as he began to unconsciously rub them through the cover of the blanket.
The older bluenette smiled, watching the two returning back to their bantering. Sabine quietly dried her hands and went back down to the bakery. Tom was going to want to hear all about this!
~~~LaterâŚ
Tom and his wife tiptoed up the stairs, hoping to catch a glimpse of the two teens without their notice. There, on the couch and basking in the glow of the DVD menu, lay two sleeping teens. Their daughter was cocooned in the blanket like a caterpillar going through metamorphosis, only her head was visible. However, laying slightly behind and draped over the blanket was the slumbering form of Felix. His arms unconsciously pulled her closer, causing their BÇobèi to hum happily.
âBetter be ready to pay up, honey,â whispered Sabine with a grin. âThis boy is definitely our NÇxĂš.â
Tom chuckled softly, pulling out his phone and opening the notes app. âDo you think heâll like strawberry crème for their wedding cake?â
âPerhaps lemon, it would go very well with that cream cheese buttercream youâve been testing outâŚâ
The two adults retreated back to the bakery to continue their discussion, leaving the two teens blissfully unaware that the details of their anticipated nuptials would likely be hammered out by the end of the week.
~~~SCENE 10: Sabrina & Roger Raincomprix~~~
Lt. Roger Raincomprix returned home after his evening patrol, dropping his keys on the entryway table before letting out a long sigh. Tonight had been a long shift but he needed to speak to his daughter before she went to bed⌠He plodded down the hallway to her room and knocked when he saw the light still shining from beneath the door. âSabrina? Are you still up, pumpkin?â
âCome on in, Dad!â Roger nervously pushed his way in, finding his smiling daughter dressed in her pajamas and sitting at her desk. âWe have a big test tomorrow, so I was just getting in one last review before going to bed.â
âThatâs good, honey. We need to have a talk,â the officer sat on the edge of his daughterâs bed and fidgeted with his hands. He wasnât sure how to broach this topic with his teenage daughter but, some things had happened that evening that made Roger realize that he needed to make sure she was being safe.
âSomething wrong, Dad? Did something happen on patrol tonight?â Sabrinaâs tone became pensive, concerned for the serious look that her father was sporting.
He dropped his eyes to the floor, flexing his hands in and out of fists as he spoke haltingly. âYes. UhâŚwell⌠Pumpkin, youâre a young woman now. Hormones are hard to deal with as a teen and youâreâŚgoing to meet someone specialâŚand youâre going to have some urgesââ
âDAD!â The scandalized cry brought his eyes up to meet her own wide, cyan-colored eyes. âAre youâŚtrying to give me the âbirds and the beesâ talk?â
He swallowed thickly, âYes, sweetie. Youâre sixteen now andââ
His daughter crossed her arms and gave him a flat look as she interrupted again, âI donât even have a romantic interest right now, Dad. We already covered this in Sex Ed. What is this really about? What happened on patrol?â
Roger gave a long sigh and his brow furrowed. âI shouldnât tell her what happened but⌠Sabrina wouldnât tell anyone.â
He cleared his throat. âThere was an incident with two of your classmates tonight in the parkââ
âWHAT? Who?â
âSabineâs daughter, Marinette, and that blond kidâŚwhat was his name again? Not the model.â
âFelix Graham-Agreste?â
He snapped his fingers, âThatâs the one! Caught the two of them in the park canoodlingâŚâ
~~EarlierâŚ
Lt. Raincomprix whistled softly as he walked past the hero statue in the park. It had been a quiet shift besides the akuma â not that he could assist with that! â which the heroes apparently wrapped up a few minutes ago, if the recent swarm of ladybugs was any indication. âI wonder what those two do after the fight? Chat Noir seems suave, heâs probably some playboyâŚâ Suddenly a crash and groans were heard. Roger pulled out his flashlight and rushed toward the bushes where the noise originated. There, he found two teens he recognized from his daughterâs class in a compromising positionâŚ
Felix Graham-Agreste was slouched back against the trunk of a tree and Marinette Dupain-Cheng was slumped forward between his knees, both staring towards the light with wide eyes. Their hair and clothes were in disarray, small twigs and leaves attached to the strands as if they had been rolling through the bushes. One of the bluenetteâs hands was resting upon his thigh, while the other was gripping the front of his belt. The blond had a hand on the back of her head and the other pressed against her upper back, as if pulling her towards him. Felixâs shirt had been untucked and ridden up to expose his stomach; Marinetteâs shirt gaped open in the front where a few buttons had popped off to reveal the lacy shoulder strap of her bra.
âWhat do you two think youâre doing? A park is no place for a loverâs tryst!â Lt. Raincomprix exclaimed.
The two looked each other over briefly before turning red in the face, the small girl squeaked in embarrassment as the boy pulled her close to cover her exposed dĂŠcolletage and flaming face. He cleared his throat to try to regain some semblance of decorum. âOur apologies, Officer. We werenât⌠this isnât⌠this was an accidentâŚâ
âSo are many babies that come from young teenage relationships, son. I understand, I was a young, hot-blooded man myself once.â Roger chuckled at the memory of his adolescent escapades. The two teens in front of him rose to their feet, a flustered Marinette clutched the front of her shirt closed as a more composed Felix kept an arm around her while he continued to shield her from view with his body. âHead on home. I donât want to be finding you two in the bushes after dark again, you hear?â
The two teens nodded and started the trek back towards the bakery, Roger could hear the bluenette muttering about this being all the boyâs fault. Before they could escape the park, the officer called back out to them. âOh! And remember to use protection!â He could see the pale blond stiffen and a new flush of red go up the back of his neck at the comment. He chuckled and murmured quietly, âKids these daysâŚâ
~~~PresentâŚ
ââŚI know theyâre in your class and youâre all about the same age. Itâs totally natural to express your love that way. I just wanted to have a talk with you to make sure that youâll be safe.â Roger smiled at his daughter and ruffled her hair. âAlright, pumpkin, thanks for hearing me out. Just wait to give me grandkids until youâre a bit older, hm?â He chuckled and walked from the room with a wave. âSweet dreams and good luck on that test tomorrow!â
A gaping Sabrina stared at the door that her father closed behind him, trying to grasp the facts â Felix and Marinette were apparently caught in a park together.
Were they even dating? It was obviously serious!
Or was he just using her?
How had no one noticed?
She needed to talk to Chloe!
~~~SCENE 11: Max~~~
The cafeteria was busy when Max KantĂŠ wandered in, almost every seat was taken, and a few students had even braved sitting on the notoriously filthy tabletops. Markov scanned the area and found an empty chair near the resident grumpy blond in the corner â was he saving it for someone? Or perhaps most were just too intimidated to ask? Based on various factors, the bespectacled teen calculated that he had a 64.8% chance of success approaching him verses someone else in their class. Heâd take those odds.
Approaching the distant table, he noted that Felix Graham-Agreste was focused â leaned forward on elbows and brow furrowed â on a laptop screen in front of him and, once he was within two meters of his target, that it appeared he was playing a video game. Maxâs curiosity was peaked. âHello Felix, apologies, I noticed you were playing a game. I was unaware you were a gamer. Perhaps you would be interested in being a beta testââ
The blond winced slightly and sat back, looking up at the suspender-wearing boy with a wry smirk. âIâm not, Kante. I am attempting to try a game recommended to me by an acquaintance. Iâm afraid this endeavor is likely fruitless.â
âOh,â Max paused, unsure how to continue the conversation. âWell, if you change your mind, I wouldnât mind a non-gamer perspective. My games should be user friendly to professionals and novices alike.â Felix hummed in response, his eyes returning to the screen where 32-bit sprites bounced in place while awaiting orders. âLikely an emulator game considering the archaic graphics,â he thought to himself.
He cleared his throat and rested his hand on the back of the open chair. âI actually came here to ask if I could take the chair or are you saving it?â
Felixâs eyes flickered over the item before he waved dismissively, âTake it. Iâm not saving it.â
âMany thanks. Enjoy your game.â The blond teen snorted in reply and turned back towards his computer.
Max moved to a table nearby, settling in to eat with a few members of the AV club to discuss the latest technology released at the recent Consumer Electronics Show (CES). While one boy animatedly spoke of the newest VR technologies, the bespectacled boy noticed Marinette swerving between the tables; he raised his hand to greet her, but she only gave a wave in passing before stopping beside Felix. Unusual. The distance between them was not great and, though he did not mean to, he could not help eavesdropping inadvertently.
âHey Felix! Are youâŚplaying a game?â The bluenette leaned over his shoulder, tilting her head at what was displayed.
âYes, although not very well.â He chuckled softly.
ââŚBut you donât like video games,â he hummed as she paused in thought. âWhat brought on the change of heart?â
Felix roughly cleared his throat and preoccupied himself with brushing nonexistent dust from the keyboard keys rather than meeting her eyes. When he finally spoke, Max could barely hear his voice over the general din. ââŚYou enjoy it.â Were his ears red? That had to be a trick of the light!
Marinette whipped her head towards him, blinking a few times as she absorbed his words. Max could see the instant they sunk in: her cheeks took on a rosy glow, her eyes softened, and a sweet smile spread across her face. Were theyâŚflirting? Max was unsure. She leaned in a bit closer, âSoâŚwhat are we playing?â
Felix seemed to recover some of his normal composure at her reply, âFinal Fantasy 7, unfortunately.â
âWait, the original 1997 release? I love that game!â Marinette glanced around for a chair, frowning when she didnât see one available. She contemplated the tabletop with a quick swipe of her hand, grimacing at finding something sticky. She wiped her hand lightly on her dark wash jeans and mumbled something that made the boy scoff. They seemed to exchange a look before he sat back and made a gesture in front of him.
Wait! Was Felix Graham-Agreste offering what Max thought he was offering?
No! Couldnât be! There was only a 13.7% chance thatâŚ
Max stared with wide eyes as the blue-eyed designer smiled graciously before casually taking a seat on the blondâs lap â as if this was an everyday occurrence! â before proceeding into a detailed breakdown of the game mechanics and basic strategy. Felix loosely looped an arm around her waist to hold her steady while her hands fluttered about to emphasize her words. The pale blond rested his chin on her shoulder, his eyes attentive and focused on the screen once more, nodding along while his body language communicated contentment. Lifting the sleeve of his green polo shirt, Max pinched himself to make sure he was not imagining this strange manifestation, then glanced around for an akuma for good measure. Nope, this was real.
âLooks like I need to adjust my calculationsâŚâ he thought, baffled.
~~~SCENE 12: The Whole Class~~~
After a few long days of presentations and exams (and multiple late-night stress-induced akumas â midterms, amirite?), students were rewarded with a school board mandated half day as a âstress reliefâ measure. Dupontâs was scheduled on Wednesday and teachers had doubled up on homework assignments, but Madam Bustierâs class wasnât going to look a gift horse in the mouth! The sun was shining, the birds were singing, and they had time off from school! They quickly arranged for a potluck styled picnic in the park and most of their group had arrived by the allotted timeâŚ
âHey, whereâs Marinette and Felix?â Max questioned.
âDonât know about Felix but you know my girl, sheâs always running late,â Alya chuckled.
âTheyâre probably coming together!â Rose chirped from beside a nodding Mylene. Juleka seemed to be murmuring something about a Felinette fan club to a perplexed Ivan.
The Ladyblogger scoffed, âYeah right. They can barely stand each other at school.â Alix seemed to be quietly chuckling at something Nathaniel was muttering about from the shade of a nearby tree.
Nino and Adrien shared a look beside a smug Kim. âThey seemed pretty chummy to me,â the jock shrugged while the other two boys nodded emphatically.
Lila crossed her arms with a huff, âI tried to tell you, Alyââ
âPardon our tardiness, someone couldnât pick what flavor juice they wantedâŚâ interrupted Felix with an annoyed tone.
Everyone turned to see the grumpy blond, who had suddenly appeared and was setting down a few boxes of pastries from the boulangerie. He was dressed in a crisp white linen button up, the long sleeves belying the warmth in the air, with his typical grey vest and slacks. Trailing behind was a contrite looking Marinette carrying a large jug of grape juice, her flirty grey skirt and short-sleeved white blouse with white embroidery seeming to match Felix in a casual way. Most present would agree that that was the best way to describe the pair: formal vs. casual, yet somehow complimentary. Well, most people anyway â Alya called it a coincidence!
âThere were too many options,â she protested with a scoff, ârich people apparently like to have a bazillion different kinds of juice!â
âItâs called âhaving a selectionâ and thatâs not even a number!â The boy snarked back, wandering closer to Adrien with an eyeroll. The designer grumbled as she poured herself a cup of juice.
âNow that everyoneâs here, letâs get this party started!â Nino cried while pumping a fist in the air, cueing Max to start up the tunes while the group mingled over snacks and students settled into a rough circle on a collection of picnic blankets.
Everyone was laughing and having a good time, although many were stealing glances at the bluenette and pale blond as they seemed to coordinate or maneuver around each other like some kind of elaborate dance. His hand steadying her elbow as she wobbled while getting up, her wordlessly placing a few extra cheese squares onto his plate, a tap or a smile or a shoulder bump somehow communicating each otherâs needs without words. The food began to dwindle after a couple amicable â if scrutinizing â hours passed. All that remained was a handful of badly bruised fruit and the dwindling drink supply. It was during a moment when Marinette was refilling her cup with juice at the nearby table and Felix turned a certain way that it happenedâŚ
âUh, Fe⌠You have something on your collar.â Adrien pointed towards his own neck to indicate the general location. âDid you spill something on yourself?â
âNo,â puzzled the teen in question, popping open the top button, pulling the collar away from his neck and into the edges of his field of vision.
âYeah, dude, it kinda looks like lipstick?â Nino helpfully contributed.
Felix face morphed into a flat look of irritation before leaning back to call over his shoulder, âYou got lipstick on me again?â
âAGAIN?â The class thought simultaneously, shocked speechless.
Oblivious to the turmoil he had created in their classmates, the grumpy blond turned to speak directly to the approaching bluenette. âWhat is it with you and always leaving marks on me, hm?â
Jaws slackened, unsure what to make of such a bold statement. However, Alyaâs eyes had zeroed in on the exposed skin around Felixâs collar bones and shoulder⌠which were covered in light scratches. Scratches that were obviously made by human fingernails rather than by an animal. âAs if given in the heat of passionâŚâ The thought caused her to choke on a bite of food and left her coughing roughly to clear her windpipe.
âItâs not like I meant toâAH!â Marinetteâs toe caught on a rock, lurching her forward and causing the grape juice to go airborne. As if in slow motion, everyone watched in silent fascination as the purple stream crashed down on Felix. With a bland look and soft growl, the now wet teen dragged a hand down his face and looked into the bluebell eyes staring at him in horror. A silent conversation seemed to pass between the two as everyone held their breath â Adrienâs cousin was not known for being forgiving, especially when it came to his clothes. After a couple seconds, the young designer scrambled up and began to blot his face and neck with a few wrinkled napkins that she had crushed in her hand when she fell.
âOh gods⌠Iâm so, so sorry, Felix!â They watched as his brow furrowed and he captured the wrist of one fussing hand in his. Just as he was about to open his mouth to give a â likely scathing â retort, she suddenly perked up with a determined glint in her eye. In one fluid motion she reversed his hold and yanked them both to their feet. âI know! Letâs go back to my house so you can change, I have one of your shirts from last time!â
With a quick tug and a brusque âsee yaâ over her shoulder, the two were off! The drenched blond stumbling after the exuberant bluenette bounding gracefully across the grass, moving so fast that they were quickly out of earshot. Leaving behind the cacophony of vocalized reactions of their friends and classmates to such a proclamationâŚ
âWaitââ
âWHAT DO YOU MEANââ
ââŚLast time?â
âDo you think that means theyâŚâ
âDUDE!â
ââŚmy shipâŚâ
âDamn, get it, bro!â
âDid you seeâŚâ
âI told you so!â
âWhat just happened?!â
âRidiculous! If you hadnât already told me, Sabrina, I would not have believed it.â Chloeâs muttered words, although not loud, cut through the din and silenced all present. Twelve sets of eyes landed on the duo as if seeking answers or insider gossip.
âWait! What do you know, Sabrina?â Alya questioned with narrowed eyes.
âWellâŚâ she hesitated, looking around nervously before dropping her eyes to the checkered pattern of the blanket she sat on. âMy dad said, the other nightâŚâ
~~~SCENE 13: The Confrontation~~~
No one was really sure how it started but the newest âgolden coupleâ was in the middle of an argument during their free period. Madam Bustier had left to gather more materials for later coursework. Everyone watched with silent interest as Marinette and Felix seemed to forget that the rest of the room existed, teasing smirks and flashing eyes only for each other.
âOh really?â
âYeah!â
âYou and what army?â
âI donât need an army, I can best you all by myself.â
âIâd like to see you try.â
The class collectively held their breath as the two edged closer and closer. The space between them on their shared bench disappeared as they leaned in, eyes locked together as grey gazed deeply into blue, nose to nose and humid breaths mingling as they continued to banter. Marinetteâs bangs brushed Felixâs forehead as he tilted his head and his features adopted a more cocksure appearance, as if he was challenging her. She leaned ever closer, their lips only a whisper apart as their voices dropped in timbre. Time seemed to slow to a stop in the classroom. The anticipation was so thick that it was choking every ambient sound into silenceâŚ
âJUST KISS ALREADY!â
In an instant the spell was broken. Everyone jumped at the screeched words and searched for the source. There stood a panting, flushed Juleka. Her hands planted on her desk as she leaned aggressively forward, a fierce fire burning in her eyes as they bored into Marinette and Felix â as if the strength of her will alone would make it happen. A few groans were heard as the couple leaned away with widened eyes, only now realizing they had an audience.
âWhat did you say?â questioned the pale blond, his lips turning down into a frown.
âWeâre saying you donât need to hide your relationship anymore,â Ivan smiled softly.
âGuys, whatâŚâ the young designer chuckled incredulously.
âWe know you two are dating,â answered Kim plainly.
Marinette and Felixâs ruddy complexions mirrored each other, their eyes looking like they might pop from their sockets. The two tripped over their words to contradict but neither were able to get more than a âweâre notââ/âthatâs notââ as their tongues tumbled about uselessly in their mouths.
âDonât even try to deny it, weâve all seen you two. Itâs not like youâre very subtle, Dupain-Cheng!â Chloe crossed her arms and stared down her nose at them.
The tall blond boy was the first to recover, his brow furrowing. âWait, what do you mean you saw us?â
âI saw you cuddling in the park,â Adrien offered softly.
âAnd in the library,â Nathaniel contributed while Juleka got herself under control.
âAll of you know that Marinette is very physically affectionate, especially when sheâs cold.â Felix defended.
Alix scoffed, âWhat about holding hands and carrying her bags?â
âSheâs also incredibly clumsy and regularly hurts herself. I do that to keep her from faceplanting every three meters,â he argued while Mari chuckled softly.
âYou two regularly share drinks,â Lila rolled her eyes at the gasped âsorry for not believing you, girl!â coming from Alya beside her.
âAnd made him bento lunches!â squealed a lovesick Rose.
âHey! I told you I made those on a whim!â the young designer cried.
âThen why were there so many hearts?â Mylene innocently questioned.
The bluenette blushed, âThey were supposed to be flowersâŚIâm not very good at cutting shapes with a knife.â
âWell, Ondine and I saw you all lovey-dovey at the movies,â presented Kim with an eyebrow waggle.
She crossed her arms and huffed, âI was researching 1950âs American fashion for a design!â
âUhâŚdudetteâŚwe saw him kiss you,â Nino nervously murmured. Although, by the way the whole class gasped, they had heard him. The Moroccan boy quickly added, âit was on the head!â
Marinette squeaked and looked at the slightly pink boy beside her. Felix turned to meet Ninoâs eye, ââŚshe was ill with a fever and I had my hands full, if you will recall.â
Lilaâs tone turned salacious, âThat doesnât even cover the scandalous momentsâŚâ
âYou did seem awfully cuddly playing video games at lunch the other day,â Max stated while adjusting his glasses.
âB-but th-that wasâŚâ the designer stuttered weakly before being interrupted.
âSabrinaâs father caught you hooking up in the park,â Kim smirked and winked towards Felix, who showed the telltale signs of a flush spreading up his neck and ears.
âNot to mention the lipstick and scratches!â Alya leaned towards Marinette and whisper shouted, âI didnât know you had it in you, girl!â
âAnd he has clothes at your place from last time,â purred the Italian.
âThatâsâŚâ the bluenette swallowed hard, âI-I-I was tr-trying to save a k-kit-kitten from the tr-tree in the p-park. F-Felix ca-caught me when I s-slipped, damaged hi-his clothes⌠He left his sh-shirt for m-me to repair it and he for-forgot to p-pick it up.â
The blond kept his eyes down, his voice was quiet but still carried in the small classroom, âI recently discovered a new allergy to a certain laundry detergent that makes me very itchy and Iâve been scratching myselfâŚâ
âUmâŚwhat about the lipstick?â a bashful Adrien murmured.
âI hav-havenât gotten m-m-much sleep latelyâŚâ began the designer, pressing her palms together in her lap nervously.
ââŚShe has a tendency to fall asleep on me if I carry her,â Felix finished quietly, his grey eyes holding unreadable emotions.
âWeâre just friends,â they flatly replied, their expressions reflecting some internal conflict while unable to meet the otherâs eye.
Most of the students collectively groaned again as they hunkered back down into their seats, unable to stand that phrase. Fourteen sets of eyes exchanged looks as the information sank in. The coupleâs explanation made a lot of sense in hindsight⌠Nino and Kim had known Mari for years and she was overly physically affectionate. âPlus Alya knows the girl was even more so with cold weather,â the Moroccan boy thought. He and Kim shrugged it off, who were they to judge? Many others are willing to brush it off as a misunderstanding now that the excitement had passed.
On the other hand, Adrien seemed to grow more flustered since the declaration of friendship, shooting furtive glances towards Marinette â his imagination running wild with the idea of cuddling with the soft, sweet-smelling baker girl. âMaybe she and IâŚâ He was jolted from his daydreams by a tap from Ninoâs pen on his arm. The modelâs ears and cheeks felt like they would permanently sport a pink coloration. A few Adrienette fan club members squealed quietly as they observed his reactions. However, there were a few classmates that were still suspicious â such as Chloe and Sabrina â that quickly found home with the handful of Felinette shippers as they charted their theories. Some things just felt too convenient and damn, if they didnât make an adorable coupleâŚ
REET! REET! REET!
The akuma alert popped up on every phone in the class, everyone opened it to see the locationâ BOOM!
RIIIIIING!
A plume of dust rose above the rooftops from a few blocks away and the schoolâs evacuation bell blared overhead. The students quickly grabbed their things and calmly evacuated away from the action. They all failed to notice a still pink Felix Graham-Agreste grab the hand of a flustered Marinette Dupain-Cheng before running furiously in the opposite directionâŚ
~~~ BONUS SCENE~~~
The akuma took longer than usual. They were both off their game. First, the heroes had been distracted and submerged in the thoughts contained within their own minds. Their communication suddenly became stilted and awkward, filled with embarrassed laughter that would die out like a sputtering engine running out of fuel. Then it was as if they were hyperaware of each other â every touch, glance, and proximity â causing them to jerk away at the most inopportune times.
The worst part?
It wasnât caused by the akuma.
The issues were not resolved by the Miraculous Cure. So, after recharging â and getting a peptalk from â their kwamis, they rendezvoused on the top of a tall building where they would not be overheard. Feet dangling over the edge, they decided to clear the air.
âI just canât believe they thought we were dating!â Ladybug cried, her hands fluttering anxiously around her head.
"That cover story about the kitten in the park was genius though." Chat Noir chuckled, âIâm honestly not as surprised. You did suddenly act much closer to me after you revealed your identity.â
âExcuse moi? I was NOT the one that revealed to you! I seem to recall saving your leather-clad butt from being revealed to all of Paris.â The spotted heroine poked him in the shoulder.
âYeah, yeahâŚâ the black-cloaked hero rolled his eyes, âand you happened to drop your transformation right as we barreled headlong into that broom closet. You landed right on top of me!â
âFine, I saved both of our asses, Alley Cat!â she grinned teasingly.
Chat threw his head back with a joyous laugh, a more natural grin spreading across his face as he flirtatiously waggled his eyebrows. âAlley Cat who? Our classmates seem to think Iâm a House Cat now, Bugaboo.â
Ladybugâs cheeks pinked under her mask at the implication of his joke, her eyes breaking away from his to refocus on another point on the skyline pensively. Had he said something wrong? The lines of Chatâs mouth tugged down at her reaction, leaning closer in an attempt to meet her eyes again when her whisper froze him in place.
ââŚis the idea of being MY kitty so ridiculousâŚ?â
His eyes widened. Chat swallowed thickly, his mind supplying the same sweet moments their classmates had witnessed and more as his face burned up. Perhaps even a bassinet, family dinners, and kisses. Gods, that soundedâŚpurrfect. A wide grin blossomed from the ashes of his frown and he leaned into her peripherals to catch her eye with a flirty wink.
âDoes that mean my princess would like to become my queen?â
The bug-heroineâs eyes snapped to meet his, filled with enough warmth and love to knock the air from his lungs. Within seconds, a playful sparkle and a bright smile broke across her face as she leaned right into his personal space to peck his cheek. His face grew hot, smile lopsided, and he could swear his spine melted a little.
âIf you can catch me, Kitty,â launching herself from the building with a laugh as she swung away.
Shaking himself from his stupor, he pulled out his baton and plunged off the side. Challenge accepted. He had a bug to catch!
âLooks like our classmates will have more to talk about tomorrowâŚâ
**Note: I plan to write a sequel eventually!






















