if i cant sleep... i'll drive into the sea

fingers in his ass sunday

big dick energy

dj khaled/smash mouth pussy eating twitter drama

this is so sad, alexa play despacito

john mulaney/kid gorgeous references

tide pods

that fuckin green m&m bambi ps2 femdom thing that was everywhere for like three days and was never mentioned again

zendaya is meechee and how a bunch of anti-sj blogs got really really mad about it???

t posing

the batman comic where his whole dick and balls were out

fbi agent jokes

kung pow penis

sans undertale fucked my mom

hey peabrain, do you know how to teleport?

that whole thing where there were (apparently?) russian spy/hacker accounts on tumblr?????

where’s waldo style lucky luciano edits

that glitch where there were tons of blank reblogs on posts

people randomly started talking about rabies and there was a joke rabies pride flag and then people had to make PSAs saying uh hey rabies is literally fatal don’t go trying to get infected bc you will die because this is a normal website

the person who made a necklace out of a severed toe becomes bone thief 2.0

LET’S GO LESBIANS

that time when i thought the “i don’t feel so good”/disintegrating character jokes were just a surreal meme but they were actually a spoiler for the avengers movie??

the mad rush to desecrate todd howard’s wikipedia page for his birthday

AAAAAHHHGHHHHH!!! AAUUUGHH FUCK! SON OF A FREAKING MOTHER!!

[grabs chip] 

hoooh… okay. I’m okay. :)

[pulls my hand back out]

SHIT FUCKING HELL! AAAAHHHH AAAAAOOOOHH WHY-

[chip crunching]