I Have No Idea How Tumblr Works

i kinda love to waste time but dont tell anybody

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

Alastor and Tiana is so good tho??? 👀

Stop saying “do it scared” i do everything scared I sleep scared Boy i’ll kill u

I am shamed to say this and this probably gets me cancelled but I'd literally spent my entire life thinking rasputin song was about vladimir putin. like every time I listened to the song / every time I heard it play, I literally thought it was about vladimir putin 😭😭😭😭