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the busier i am the more im on tumblr actually. like if you don’t see me on here it means im not doing anything if you see me post like crazy it’s because im supposed to be doing something else

a fun and interesting fact about me is that im a fucking idiot

when the only reason ur not an alcoholic is bc of the cals

“trust your intuition” baby i have anxiety i can’t tell which is which sometimes

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

World Heritage Post

like actually though. i’m in AWE of the notecount.

reblog to give your friend a bad day

this is the monalisa of tumblr

“And to your right you’ll see the colour of the sky post, and tumblrinas desperately trying to scroll down to it’s end.”

NOW THAT TUMBLR HAS ANNOUNCED TO SHORTEN LONG POSTS, REBLOG TO TORMENT YOUR FOLLOWERS ONE LAST TIME

I am fatter than ever before

tumblr is like a group therapy with no therapist.

we r all in the same boat and it is sinking 💘