Duckwrenchtankle

This is what I opened my tumblr for

The screaming pigeons are my favourite kind of pigeons

sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

Wait, I thought we were lazy and ungrateful?

Somehow the culture of overworking is young millennials’ faults instead of the fault of, like, corporations and shit like that. -_-

omg

Date someone who will date you

Need me a freak like that

Lets stick to realistic goals please

Chaotic good

I DONT KNOW HOW THIS IS ACCURATE BU SOMEHOW IT IS

what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this 

This makes me laugh so hard EVERYTIME

I almost sent this to the chair of my department once.