if high waisted jeans go out of fashion one day my life is doomed

nothing’s out of fashion if you don’t give a shit

2012 was truly the PEAK of music. call me maybe? iconic. somebody that i used to know? iconic. what makes you beautiful? iconic. some nights? iconic. starships? iconic. whistle? iconic. everybody talks? iconic. party rock anthem? iconic. boyfriend? iconic. THE LIST GOES ON. we will never again experience a similar period of bop after bop.

*takes gulp of vodka straight from the bottle* my day was fine

my experience as a girl has just been “I just wanna be beautiful” for 20+ years it really is the root of all evil

*capitalist voice* well, we could make sure everyone lives comfortably, but it would make the money sad

ive never said 1 coherent thing in my life

i am stupid for free. no one pays me to be this stupid and i think that’s very brave