Mega Mom-Mallow

but apparently this photo is fake which is an enormous burst of relief to my already fragile, suddering psyche.

sadly though THIS photo of a barrel jellfish is real

Some of my favorite jellyfish (sorry if I go on a tanget and vear off jellyfish)

are the Stygiomedusa gigantea, which I believe is also called the blanket jellyfish, but like dude look up a video of it moving it is chilling and fantastic! This thing is 10 meters long, so not the largest here, but ohohoho look at my love

It is a deep sea jellyfish and is one of the largest invertebrate predators known. However, according to Cambridge, it has been consistently recorded in the twilight and sunlight depth zones down south so do with that what you will :)

If we want to keep going down the large and length category of ocean creatures, allow me to introduce the current longest recorded ocean animal. A deep sea siphonophore that clocks in at around 46 meters; my beautiful death halo

Technically siphonophores are hundreds upon hundreds of tinier organisms that grouped together to make a bigger one, but for all intents and purposes, this is one animal. Some of them are incredibly beautiful!

However there is also ones not so pretty, main one was something I saw a month or so ago and it looked like someone had fused like a dozen human limbs together and they were flailing to move and jesus christ yall can go mentally scar yourselves.

2019/09/16

Bobby: VLEH 

Luanne: Surprihihissee

Cerise’s tail Being a master chef and having a successful restaurant has its perks. But if your tail is a gluttonous snake, good luck staying thin.

The final part to this will be uploaded here later today. :D

Okay! I’m going to be doing a little challenge to fatten up before a big challenge between me and @fattenup23

So rules are

Likes = 150 calories

Reblogs = 250 calories

Comments = 50 calories

Asks = 300 calories

Lets make me fat! Ruin my waistline, please! 🐷