we got a plumber in to unfuck our fuckass apartment dishwasher and I HAVE to tell you guys that his phone ringtone is "Entrance of the Gladiators"
you know
this
You know? I have the theme song to "Death In Paradise" as my ringtone, but it checks a lot of the same boxes as this does:
- I'll hear it no matter where my phone was buried
- it's not going to be confused for anyone else's phone
- it's just silly enough to blunt some of the anxiety around phone calls
More people should have loud, slightly silly music as ringtones it works great.











