Every tv show/movie I've watched starring Robert Carlyle, reviewed in 10 words or less
An ongoing list (suggest more for me!)
Riff Raff (1991): where the fuck is the lizard?????
Safe (1993): Pissing on shoes was the least disturbing part.
Marooned (1994): Annoyed that they didn't show how he liked his tea.
Cracker: To Be A Somebody (1994): I can see why Bobby calls this his breakout role.
Hamish Macbeth (1995- 1997): I just wish the snow scenes were more realistic.
Go Now (1995): heartwrenching plot aside, Bobby's sweet ass is reason to watch.
Carla's Song (1996): Contains the scene that made me realize Bobby is hot.
Trainspotting (1996): Wait, that's where the ceiling baby scene's from? Fucking hell...
Face (1997): Let Stevie talk about his books, dammit.
The Full Monty (1997): Secondhand Embarrassment: The Motion Picture
Angela's Ashes (1999): Is the dad useless or is everyone prejudiced? You decide!
Ravenous (1999): IT'S EAT OR DIE, JIM. YOU EITHER- wait, wrong fandom.
Formula 51/ The 51st State (2001): Bobby puts up with Samuel Jackson's bullshit for 83 minutes.
To End All Wars (2001): This is just straight Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence
Black And White (2002): The Aussie accent is so off-putting.
Once Upon A Time In The Midlands (2002): Moaning Myrtle plays the love interest again????
Hitler: The Rise Of Evil (2003): The melodramatic acting made this surprisingly more tolerable to watch.
Dead Fish (2005): "What are you, a Bond villain?" asks Bond villain.
Human Trafficking (2005): This was harder to watch than Trainspotting was.
The Mighty Celt (2005): Self-care is buying tiger slippers.
Monroe: Class Of '76 (2005): And I thought my hyperfixations were intense.
Marilyn Hotchkiss' Ballroom Dancing And Charm School (2005): The plot-twist at the end still gets me.
Eragon (2006): Robert Carlyle's trying, but this movie's not that good.
Flood (2007): Calling this a disaster movie is surprisingly not bad marketing.
28 Weeks Later (2007): "You need to watch the original to understand-" shut up.
The Last Enemy (2008): Mother should I trust the government...
Stone Of Destiny (2008): The original Mad Lads.
Summer (2008): *Bites The Dust SFX*
24: Redemption (2008): I vaguely remember my dad being obsessed with the show.
I Know You Know (2009): "You think your dad's job is strange?"
The Tournament (2009): May the odds be ever in your favour or whatever.
The Unloved (2009): Oh yeah? Well maybe don't have such a punchable face!
Stargate Universe (2009-2011): To quote my mom, "Why is there so much yelling????"
Once Upon A Time (2011- 2018): Rumple's giggle is one of my vocal stims now.
California Solo (2012): Both Bobby's singing voice and the mimosa are fucking tasty.
The Legend Of Barney Thomson (2015): When your luck's so shite you accidentally become Sweeny Todd.
T2: Trainspotting (2017): MAN LOSES A BATTLE AGAINST A TOILET
Yesterday (2019): Technically doesn't count, but I really don't give a shit.
The War Of The Worlds (2019): I'm not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens
The Full Monty (Series) (2023): *crying* It's a COMEDY show!
