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I said trans quest

Break Stuff Sunday

Welcome to Break Stuff Sunday

idk when we decided that explaining yourself shouldn't be part of an apology but like. if someone was a dick to me and apologizes but I still don't understand why they did it I'm not gonna feel any better

You can try "jump" to go in the air, but only for a few seclonds

guy in a "im not a woke dad.... im the dad who woke up" shirt

they should invent sleep that makes you not tired

She let me hit it because I solved her riddles three

When my hot wrestler wife leaves me

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No stay in this space with me

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

why are pokemon fans like that about pokemon games., why do they treat them like gifts a senile aunt is giving them for their birthday that they ahve to pretend to like no matter what or they'll break her heart

it's so bizarre that people were calling each other entitled for being mad that the new games stopped having all the pokemon in them. like the little guys are literally the only selling point of the games and people were like 'its so unreasonable to expect small indie company nintendo to put 1000 pokemon in their game' like buddy the franchise makes more money than god

‪My grandma trying to be my friend and sent me a text saying “you going to comic con? The guy from games is going to be there.”‬

does anybody else remember that reality show where they gaslit a bunch of americans into thinking they were competing to marry prince harry but it was really just some guy

I mean it is sorta counter cultural to admit you're a swifty on tumblr these days

no it isn’t. hope this helps