elves are fuckin great

dude you gotta watch severance it's so exciting. in season 2 they go outside

i’m such a “i want your attention” but “won’t bother you” kinda person

Got that vampire autism where you gotta invite me in every time

Not exaggerating at all, I genuinely think Terry Pratchett was one of the greatest English writers of the 20th and early 21st centuries.

Tobacco propaganda worked so well on me, I think smoking is so hot. This is easily one of the top 7 most cringe things I find sexy, just totally manufactured by some dipshit Marlboro ad exec in a dipshit lab somewhere. My only saving grace is that abs do nothing for me

being able to read for theme and meaning isn't a special ability or anything, which is why I love tumblr, where I can feel like an archmage for being able to do it

I will 𝔭𝔯𝔬𝔱𝔢𝔠𝔱 my mutuals from everything. from the cold. from the five nights at freddys. you will be safe just get behind me

Getting on the bus with an art portfolio is soooo humbling

universal experience of feeling like a fucking tool walking around with your large fucking rectangle

when its windy as well and ur trying to discreetly control your feral rectangle from flying away. puts life into perspective

in an interesting case of linguistic convergent evolution, the english words scale, scale, and scale are all false cognates of each other