❤ no longer posting art lol ❤

yo vote gavis bettel i logged back in here for him its that serious

The IMMEDIATE change in the tone of the meow when he sees her, oh my god.

i like mad scientists bc i think we should all get to indulge in being gay, evil, and insufferably smart

no more of that “im gay and stupid” nonsense im gay and smart and im building a man that will be my downfall

THE AGE OF PINING IS OVER

Whenever I see an ad with people living in a house I automatically excuse myself from the experience. These people have house money. You expect me to afford the same product as people with house money? Laughable. Return at once, and tell the algorithm that sent you to try better.

Ads really should be treated like emisarries from rival lords.

I see here you've come to tell of an electronic service which, for a monthly fee, will read aloud to me literature from across the globe. And you say it shall provide me the fist tome free as a token of goodwill. A generous offer, or so it would appear, save for the fact that such a service is readily available to me publicly online and at my local library. Ah, you were hoping perhaps I was not aware of such resources? Begone, you slinking devil! Such trickery will not be tolerated in the house of James.

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (2)

my beloathed. my insignificant other. my worstie. my stupid rabbit. my fucked up abhorrent little meow meow

vampires can't creampie you until you ask them to come inside