It was “left to nature’s devices” because the owner got caught importing a roller coaster with 180 kilos of peruvian cocaine inside it

polls are GREAT for my mental health because if i choose a losing option then i am special and smarter than the masses and if i choose a winning option then i am winning. hope this helps

the actual mentally unstable people on tiktok are not the people who think everything is a mental illness symptom but the people who attribute what are clearly actual mental health issues to like...being a gemini. genuinely one of these people will kill someone and say it's a virgo trait

I love my friends so much but whenever I hear them talking about astrology I’m like wow you guys really do hate people based on their birthdays huh

One of my buds said yesterday “I’d rather die than be a pisces” and I didn’t wanna rock the boat so I didn’t say “you mean being born in March?!?!????” but I really wanted to

If she was born on a day of the year she a hoe apparently.

every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. stop this woman.

me watching my own snapchat story: she is so damn funny i love her