As soon as I saw the pride merch I thought of this scenario.
Adam: Ah fuck, Abel I know you’re gay, and I’m OK with it, so at least have the goddamb balls to admit it.
Abel: Dad for the last time I’m straight and I always have been straight!
Adam: Bullshit, weren’t going out with that French guy with bad haircut. What was his name, like Joe, John something basic like that.
Abel: …..Joan Dad. Jeanne d'Arc
Adam: Well that’s a gay ass name if I ever heard one.












