5 CATS WOOOOO

i fucking hate when job applications ask you the exact date of when you started and ended a job like one why does it matter two who the fuck remembers the exact day the started a job they had 4 years ago like????

i genuinely consider the aqua teen hunger force theme song to be one of the greatest songs of all time

i hate when people call any dog they didnt purchase from a breeder rescues . like unless you saved it from falling into the mouth of an active volcano or some shit dont act like youre some hero for simply adopting a dog cmon now

(to the rhythm of needles by soad) my ganglion cyst tells me what to do

being anti cigarette is the gayest shit of all time

after reflecting for a few weeks i have arrived at the conclusion that the last of us tv show was actually just ok

i finally quit my stupid fucking piece of shit job!!!!!

there's literally not words strong enough in any human language to express how much i fucking hate my job

heard a like 8 year old kid call himself a short king at my job the other day