I'm Doing Just Fine

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

Grabbing an elf by the ears like handlebars and riding them but not like in a sexual way i just crash into a wall killing us both

@severalmoremutants @defythesky01 @maxislvt @monsieuroverlord

Amazing moments in Dads: my friend’s dad’s critique of Frankenstein was, “I just don’t think the author had read science fiction before.”

I want a version of giant sized X-Men which is just Charles going to many different countries trying to recruit mutants and a good 85% just tell him to fuck off that would be hilarious

A ‘What If?’ issue that includes how everyone who ultimately said yes would have said no if they declined. “I appreciate your offer…” “Fuck off.” “I’m sorry, but…” [chucks him through a wall] “No thanks.” *SNIKT!* etc. Bonus if it includes some people who said, or would have said, ‘no’ in canon saying ‘yes’ instead, with results that make Charles regret all his life choices.

Suffering through a run for an obscure character time