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I want a version of giant sized X-Men which is just Charles going to many different countries trying to recruit mutants and a good 85% just tell him to fuck off that would be hilarious

A ‘What If?’ issue that includes how everyone who ultimately said yes would have said no if they declined. “I appreciate your offer…” “Fuck off.” “I’m sorry, but…” [chucks him through a wall] “No thanks.” *SNIKT!* etc. Bonus if it includes some people who said, or would have said, ‘no’ in canon saying ‘yes’ instead, with results that make Charles regret all his life choices.

Suffering through a run for an obscure character time

problematic rage gap. one partner tries to bring nuance and understanding to a tough situation. the other wants to blow up the earth about it.

i think the funniest peter parker moment is when he basically went “i wish people wanted me for my body and not for my smarts”

i am terminally A Sucker for characters who have a towering and generally earned ego about their own ability and absolutely no self-worth about themselves as a person at all. intoxicating combo.