Moon Child

might fuck around and break into area 51

i have lovey dovey bitch syndrome & its incurable

It’s really incredible how dramatically the quality of a lot of food declines once you leave the South

The moment you cross the Virginia border the human mind just eliminates all knowledge of how to prepare a chicken

i want a soft love that feels like when ur standing in the sunlight and u don’t want to leave and that gives u the sensation of lazily melting into what’s around u as u take it all in

“Nude Vampire With Gloves”  Tintype on Silver, 1864, Artist Unknown (and possibly consumed)

this is the greatest fucking caption i’ve ever seen

anyways good night i’m gonna go indulge in my unrealistic romantic fantasies until i fall asleep

Linda from Bob’s Burgers voice: Move it Jennifer Slowpez