Darth Vader's Secret Vent Account

💀mychemistbromance follow

Bro, no one uses BlueSpace, and they scrap your information anyways. Concord doesn't have a good alternative, remember there's no ethical consumption under caempiretalism.

And OP clearly uses social media other than Switter, they're here after all lol

💥bluefire56 follow

This is all very ironic considering Leia Organa, Mon Mothma, and basically every former rebel leader have verified Switter accounts. Isn't that sus.

🌠Starcatcher12 follow

Yeah, dude, I'm sure Leia fucking Organa of all people secretly supports the Empire.

Can yall at least engage with the point of my post? I swear to the force...

🐱lesbianwarriorlothcats follow

you're saying she's force sensitive based on good reflexes, you can't get mad when your theory is this outlandish.

👻maraleialover12 follow

Force sensitivity is a spectrum, it isn't as rare as it was once believed, it wouldn't be that rare. Is not as outlandish as you might think. I think is a fair argument, just like the arguments out there about Luke Skywalker being spautistic. I think some sentients confuse force sensitivity with out right jedi mystical spanime super spayayin Z powers.

Source: I'm (self diagnosed) force sensitive.

Also does anyone recall that theory going around about Leia being the bastard daughter of Kenobi (THE Kenobi) and Breha Organa? Kenobi was force sensitive, so-

🌠Starcatcher12 follow

I SAID RPF PEOPLE DNI, why no one respects basic holonet boundaries anymore? Also wtf, you can't self diagnose force sensitivity.

And why would you ship a rebel leader with one of the kriffing Emperor's guard dogs.

#andwhythekriffyouwouldmakekenobihetero

⚡Jediknitter follow

Dude, not everyone has the resources to get tested. Like do you know how fucking expensive is to go and find Luke Skywalker? He's always exploring some ruins or saving people in the middle of nowhere. Like yeah sure, I'm gonna spend several thousands of credits tracking that bitch just for him to read my mind and take my blood or some cosmic bantha Jedi shit. Honestly can we talk about how problematic this trend is, I have seen all these rich Nepobabies holorecording themselves on ClickClock approaching the dude to ask him if they're FS enough to be Jedi. Have y'all seen his face in those holovids????? Guy's dead inside, I hope he gets fed up and starts exploding everyone's head.

#PleaseCheckYourClassism

🤖droidcreampie follow

Have you seen the one uploaded by MrWookieBeast, where he asked if they could collab for a reality Holoshow game? Skywalker looked scary as kriff. Glowing eyes and everything. He didn't even answer, he turned to his side and started talking to the air in huttesse, lmao, freaky shit.

👹 Devilsfucker follow

I heard that everyone in Tatooine thinks he killed his aunt and uncle and then fucked off . The case's very popular in True Sprime popholocasts

🧛Spalestatlawyer follow

Luv, he single handely blew up the death star I, killed the Emperor and Darth bloody Vader. How is this of any surprise?🤐

🌞Supernova-chaos follow

Damn, Stewjonian, thinks Luke Skywalker is some psycho, a lawyer AND a Interview with the Force Vampire fan, pick a struggle girl.

🐸 justvib1ng follow

The ableism in this forcedamn thread. Skywalker isn't "scary", he's literally just spautistic and a young man from a less civilized planet.

🤖 droidcreampie follow

His eyes WERE GLOWING. HE'S ALWAYS TALKING TO THE NOTHINGNESS. HE FORCE CHOKES IMPERIALS.

🐸 justvib1ng follow

So? You're pathologizing and sithmonizing psychosis now?

🌋 musta-far-far-away follow

"He's just from a less civilized planet" 💀💀💀💀

For all we know Vader could also be from Tatooine and also have psychosis and be spautistic, does that mean he wasn't scary or-

Also psychosis IS a pathology, wha-

🐸 justvib1ng follow

The fuck is wrong with you to comparing a rebel hero, a queer icon and autistic young man to fucking Darth Vader. Again, sithmonizing neurospadivergent traits.

Good thing Luke doesn't use social holomedia or he would kill himself if he knew people compare him to Vader. (YES, I KNOW ABOUT THAT ONE INTERVIEW, HE WAS CLEARLY DISTRACTED AND LITERALLY RAN AWAY, is just rumors, I have been blocking everyone who brings up that video- LUKE HATES VADER, PERIOD.)

🌸starmood_hol0boards follow

Gotta love the misogyny here. OP literally made a post about Leia Organa and here's everyone talking about poor booboo Skywalker having to talk to tourists and wishing he starts killing sentients and Vader and shit. Y'all are disgusting.

Back to the point, though, I think Leia Organa being FS is hella cool, we do need more FS women representation. She's quite good at reading political opponents and quick to react to danger. She's also done some impressive stunts, I wouldn't be surprised if she's secretly a Jedi, she just doesn't want to brag about it and doesn't feel the need to say it out loud every chance she gets and put on dramatic dark robes, unlike someone else.

⛄ Wampavampas211 follow

Girl, are you aware misogyny is only a problem in some planets? There's many other planets dealing with the opposite fyi. The person you reblogged from is literally from Dathomir, it's really insensitive for them, they were literally raised under the idea of their sole purpose to be to breed with witches and fight their brothers to death just for the right to mate and then be killed.

🤠ye-hawwwt follow

Force, I wish that were me

#breedingkink

🤺Jedishipping-archive follow

Personally I think it's even more sexist to think Leia needs to be force sensitive or a fucking Jedi to be cool

you're erasing her own merits cuz now all her skills and achievements are religion and magic.

🌠Starcatcher12 follow

I SAID RPF SHIPPERS DNI

🐱 lesbianwarriorlothcats follow

RPF shippers killed OP's grandma 😔

🌠 Starcatcher12 follow

They fucking literally did, technically Boba Fett did it, but it was due to RPF shipping.

A group of RPF shippers hired Boba Fett to kill her for getting in between their ship (Sebulba x Tay' Loorr Quickst)

#YES.TAY'LOORR IS GAY AND SHE WAS DATING MY GRANDMA

🦠 Wokewookie follow

I was expecting you to say Darth Vader was a RPF shipper, because he always used to hire Boba Fett

⚡ Jediknitter follow

Tbh he actually wrote fanfiction of Luke Skywalker and him ruling the galaxy, it's easy to find.

And I'm assuming @ justvib1ng is referring to this. Someone asked Skywalker if he has read those and he said he likes to read anything his father writes (???!!!!!!) and then jumped off of a cliff onto a ship and flew off.

♠️LuKDerArchive follow

HIS FATHER? 😨😱

🤠 ye-hawwwt follow