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a lesbian said that her favorite iwtv character is armand and I said oh I'm suuuuuuuure. like lesbians have a relationship with armand that is so deep and meaningful that it can only be compared to dionysius and his bacchantes.

Me for the last 15 years: im a bit burnt out rn but im sure next week will be different

timothee chalamet dunking on ballet and opera for being “irrelevant” as if his literal own mother wasn’t a professional dancer for one of the biggest ballet companies ever... as a ballet dancer myself who’s been in the industry for over a decade we ARE a dying art form not because we’re “irrelevant” but because struggling artists exist everywhere. the studios are poor and theatre is at just as much of a risk. writers and painters and actors and dancers and singers and any other kind of artists need to have each others backs in a world where human connection is dying and ai slop is being pushed by big corps. this is your reminder to GO to the opera and GO to the ballet and take a trip to the theatre to watch a movie and give thanks to your fanfic writers and pay an artist for a commission because humans were born to create art and that is always valuable

no character has ethel cain-ed the way armand de nolastname has ethel cain-ed

I always have a sick feeling in my stomach when I see people continue to glorify and travel to Dubai knowing exactly how that city runs and how the UAE is profiting off of genocide in Sudan. It’s the same feeling I have looking at people partying in Tel Aviv knowing what is happening just miles away - they should both be treated with the same amount of disgust. Shame the people who glorify that city, shame the people who vacation there, shame the hypocrites who claim to care about Palestine while enjoying stolen gold. Hate the UAE for the same reasons you hate Israel, all genociders should never know a moment of peace.

if they wanted me to hate the vampire armand, they should have made him less relatable

i love armand's aborted movements. He's always starting to do a thing and then not doing it. that thing where he starts to get up from the couch during the loumand fight and then instantly changes his mind. he'll put his hands behind his back for a half second--never mind, back at his sides. he'll cut himself off if he think he's not being listened to. never quite confident in his actions. he's anxious, he plans ahead, he's the logistics guy, he can't quite make himself look smooth. he is the most relatable