"Say That... Again."

Scout: Wrong! It can go a lot further!

Scout: What do you mean they don't make it to the ground? Where do they go?

Scout: Houston. That’s the problem. I don’t know how I got here.

-Scout

Scout: We have much to discuss.

Demoman: The trick is to get a really big hat and then scream.

Sniper: Thanks for asking, I have no idea.

Spy: The charges were dropped because there was no supporting evidence.

Engineer: No wait, let him finish.

Engineer: Yes! Yes it can!

Medic: SCOUT, NO!

-Sniper

Scout: All women are at least 30% attracted to me. My mother cried the day I was born because she knew she could never be better than me. At any given moment I’m thinking about one thing: Richard Dreyfuss hunkered over, eating dog food. I feel like I’m the Paris of people. I’m exquisite. 

Medic: Time is a construct.

Spy: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

Scout: Well, then consider it unfriendly advice.

Medic: I ENCOURAGE you not to die.