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blorbo this, blorbo that, everyone has a blorbo or multiple, even

but have you ever considered what it's like

to be blorbo

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who wants a blanket?

love to see how everyone just swallows the soup content whenever I post it. u guys drink it all up. I offer my hollowed hand filled with body temperature broth, you sniff on it like a dehydrated deer looking for electrolytes. It's awkward for both of us, but you crave the salty liquid just too much. slurp slurp.

see, soup isn't weird at all !

#deeks likes to make things weird for everyone !

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I think we all need some soup right now. Reblog to give prev a bowl of their favourite soup.

#felt like this belonged here #everyone come get that soup I don't want it

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you hear me sing Country roads, take me home, to the place I belong, Pennsylvania

how mad are u?

not from the US I don't care

SO mad

not cool, dude

not mad, and I want to mention specifically that I'm from the US

Voting ended onNov 16, 2025

definitely-not-deacon

you hear me sing Country roads, take me home, to the place I belong, Bremen, Georgia

how mad are u?

very

not at all

there's a Bremen in Georgia??

Voting ended onNov 16, 2025

#and one in Indiana but this post is not about that

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you hear me sing Country roads, take me home, to the place I belong, Pennsylvania

how mad are u?

not from the US I don't care

SO mad

not cool, dude

not mad, and I want to mention specifically that I'm from the US

Voting ended onNov 16, 2025

#deeks pokes u with a stick

lemurphs

definitely-not-deacon

who is that hottie stirring up trouble in the good mayor's town ?! gotta meet im sometime

#deeks sending postcards like this

ha!

I'm back! Y'all thought I was dead but I was only dead inside !

it sure is fun to be 30 or 50 years old. people could never quite decide on that one

#the deeks is ageless

You're back :D hi deeks!!!! 👋👋👋👋👋👋👋

I am (back)! I am not (deeks)! And you're here too, what a day!

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cut to the thumb so i can use it as an excuse to not do any work for at least a week.

holy shit we got a real one right here! I'd totally make the same choice, if the choice wasn't already made for me by my caidao sliding off a particularly renitent chestnut

alright gang, here's a purely theoretical question: if you had to choose between a heap of roasted chestnuts and a medium cut to your left thumb, which would u pick?

definitely-not-deacon

i feel so fuckin silly because it's 2019 and fallout is irrelevant but goddamn does my heart still ache for lil ol' deacon

if you feel silly, imagine how silly I feel for still being (not) Deacon, and man, do I have heartache over that fact.

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this one aged well !

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eggin’ on the favorite tin man, if u know what I mean

definitely-not-deacon

remember this one??

#gah i miss Danse is he still around somewhere? reveal yourself steel brother

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too tired to be funny

definitely-not-deacon

haha I lied I'm so funny

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This blog coming back to life was not on my 2025 bingo card, but it feels like the best fever dream, tbh

that's the nicest thing to say, my dear sunglassed friend!

the truth is if you hear the call, you gotta follow. and if the thing that's calling is wholeheartedly half-assing a presence on tumblr dot com, you gotta give it to the people, warts and all (and ass, and tits, if necessary, tho honestly I'd prefer if Danse would fill in for me there cuz he's got The Assets, if you catch my drift wink wink (way to be subtle about innuendo))

#deeks learning in front of a live studio audience how to stack parentheses #the tension is nearly unbearable (but don't go near the bear it already mauled a newcomer and their kazoo)#(the poor kazoo)#(let's do a minute of silence filled with kazoos in its honor)

how do new people keep finding this blog? I'm trying my hardest to tag shit. do you even know the ancient lore? we got a secret society here with underground poetry slams and intricate rituals and a persistent absence of soup.

alright, lemme teach you the proper etiquette : say hi to Bessie first before waltzing into our hidden HQ, or she'll bite your favorite finger (everybody has one). always check your pockets for stale peanuts or MacCready might sicc u (that'd be fun, but I'm trying to do you a favor here). always carry a kazoo on your person, for safety reasons.

that being said, welcome! and don't open that rackety door behind u, that's were the Yao Guai sleeps, better don't use your kazoo, friend, stop! oh no it ated u

#deeks dishing out useful advice

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