Certainly a Human

“How could it go wrong? It’s nothing but a fascinating opportunity for you. I swear. I’ll even sweeten the pot for you. How about, you let me hold that really really cool scythe you got there and I promise not to do anything legally shifty. Sounds good?”

“Please explain how being disarmed would sweeten any sort of pot for me. I’m dying to hear it.”

“Sorry about my brother. He doesn't know how to conduct very real human business. And to answer your question. Why not? Do you feel threatened? You shouldn’t! I’m just a harmless local-” Looks at flash card tittle ‘Gender For Dummies’ “-Man.”

“Ah, of course! I knew that!” It did not. “But one question. What is a Ruby and Company? Is it a mining company? I don’t see how that would help Mother.”

“Ruby is your mothers…enemy. A silver eyed warrior. I meant, if you could bring more fighters to her side, she would likely appreciate it dear.” This grimm is akin to a child…no need to control it then.

“Oh I like your style! Bring down the enemy by recruiting the enemy. That would make our enemies our Ally’s and that would mean there would be no one standing in mothers way and THAT means me and 1 get PETS!” Initiate tail wag at Mach one.

Sure. The acting may need a bit more of practice, but they will get there…eventually.

“Don’t worry about the constant devastation the mother would bring because under her rule, your death would mean something. So what do you say?”  

“Don’t mind the spikes, its just apart of my costume. I’m a street performer. Yea, yea. That.”

“And here I thought it was just the new style this year’s Huntsmen trainees were rocking. Like that time a few years back huge saggy pants were the thing.”

“No no. We’re winning here. Hey, what else are the kids...” Looks at ‘Youth help slang card’ “...Digging these days?”

“Yo there, just a really chill human looking for people to eat hang out with! Like or reblog this if you’re interested in some really fun and not life threatening at all shenanigans.” 

Cinder: “Hhhmmm?… You look familiar? .. Did you apply to work with me? Or did I offer you a drive?”

“Hey there, young, not evil at all lady. I have no clue what you’re talking about so I’mma take me and my ‘swagger’ that way now. Keep it chill!”

“Ho ho ho! Wanna see a super cool magic trick? Come over here in this secluded ally and I’ll show you!”

“youre so small!”

“Hey, what? that’s not true at all! I’ll have you know I’m the tallest one in my litter!”

“YOU HAVE SIBLINGS! youre very lucky”

“You should be eating her you big loon!”