Positivitea

Fuck you guys *gets very cold and then dies*

#my tea when i forget about it on the counter

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

We interviewed her, obviously.

Such a developing story.

I love this story

This was a wild ride from start to finish

I know I say this a lot, But this is one of the best things on this website

Sophia is currently doing great in college, and I still get about one kid a month in the office who asked if this really happened.

how much are you allowed to store in jars, spread around your house?

As much as you like, but they can wander in at any time to smash the jars and take it

i don’t know how to explain to you that trespassing, breaking and entering, and vandalism would all still be illegal.

Thank for injecting realism into the world where the economy works like a Zelda game.

STICK HIM LEGS UP IN THE AIR

HIM GOOD

Fuck you