go away

Sometimes I think about mayonez and frown.

* just @ me next time

People keep posting ‘what’s REALLY in your food’ articles like I’m gonna stop eating whatever it’s about lmao Listen, death is coming. Death is coming. Pass me a hot dog.

This is one of the few posts that lives in my likes because every once in a while I think, “I should listen to that video again, it can’t possibly be as funny as I thought it was the first time I heard it” and then I hit play and I laugh. Every time. 

This is funnier than anything shitpostbot could ever dream of.

Only 32 days until this joke expires. Reblog while you can.

2 years expired today

Solidarity

I hate it when people ask “do you trust me” like …don’t call me out like that ……..the answer is no

so you might say

like

you might say i could go h

* if you're not supposed to eat ass, why do they put them between to buns?

I’m screaming lmfao

anubis weighing my worth in the hall of maat