deers's junk

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

Every single note and comment is comedy gold and I'm wheezing from laughing so hard

The courage to slay a god.

@apocrypals

Hi, pope expert here. This isn’t funny — popes only do this when they’re in extreme distress

We're all in extreme distress, he's not special.

I love it when someone shares their obsession.

I’m at a hardcore show asking people why the guy on stage is yelling at us

Sometimes you get a brief glimpse into the American worldview and decide that you don't want to know.

I cannot stress enough that this meme is entirely literal. there's no reference or subtext you don't know. these are simply the objectively most popular works of art from each denomination.

I Was So Good And Polite They Are Putting Me In The Touch Tank At Aquarium Tomorrow.

#i need everyone to watch this#i saw it this morning on bsky and i am so grateful that someone on tumblr had also posted it#the attention to detail on this is insane#and yet it is also so incredibly true to the spirit of minor league hockey#screaming at 'absolute penalty kill'#amazing. great job to whatever allentown hockey weeb got this greenlit

@shacklesburst

I do often think about how the origin of “he would not fucking say that” was in reference to a post which depicted Cartman SouthPark responding politely when asked for his pronouns

so many of these are from 2021