(((jaime)))

hi im a cat expurt (like pur its a cat pun im a cat expert) this little guy isnt stretching all cute! theyre actually using level 2 psychic lightning attack on their owner. unfortunately their owner will not survive this

One of the things I resent most about being Animal Brain Apex Predator trapped in Maximum Productivity Society is that I have to work when the weather is gross, instead of following my natural instinct to burrow myself into something dry and soft and sleep until Optimal Foraging Conditions

It is dark and cold and wet and miserable and I have a warm dark quiet hideaway full of food and drinking water that is safe from interlopers and for some ungodly reason instead of holing up there to conserve my energy, I am standing up in a brightly lit beige room for several hours. A possum wouldn't put up with this shit. I'm going to bite someone

I love you selfshippers who ship with a million anime boys I love you selfshippers who ship with nostalgic cartoon characters I love you old man enjoyers & old woman enthusiasts I love you people who ship with almost insignificant side characters I love you people who ship with well known characters I love you people who ship with obscure characters I love you queer selfshippers I love you self inserts I love you stories that are never shared I love you forever unfinished fanfic drafts

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