hiiiiii ^_^

Kind of crazy of cobra kai to take a break from the anti Asian racism to start throwing strays at the Irish

cobra kai is crazy bc every character is living in a fun and camp and fully immersive pg-13 suspended reality karate au rom-dramady except for tory who is living in a psychological horror saw trap

john kreese will see a blonde teenager with an absent father and anger issues and say is anyone gonna manipulate and abuse that. then not wait for an answer.

must cobra kai be "good"? is it not enough to see ralph macchio get locked in a dog cage and use a keychain with jesus christ on it to escape?

Imagine you get kidnapped and your kidnapper keeps going "wow you're so pretty, you and my nephew would make a great match ;)" and his nephew, who helped with the kidnapping, is blushing saying "stoppp you're embarrassing meeee" anyway that's a real thing that happened in scum villain

hello tumblr

hello again tumblr

Listen. Steven Moffat listen to me. I need you to tweet "actually johnlock was always intended to be endgame" on the day after the 2024 presidential election and then turn your phone off. I don't care if it's true or not I just need you to do it, please, it would be so funny.