Deepest Bird Peace

This database holds a ton of useful materials for embroidery! many different types of stitches in various difficulties, all incredibly useful!

From Stardust to Stardust

Fox

Coyote

Wolf

Jaguar

Leopard

Big Cat (generic)

I’ll be making more! :) if you’re interested in a tattoo of one of these you can purchase it here:  https://www.etsy.com/ArtofMaquenda/listing/715007189/

Only the fox preview is available now but you can choose any of these animals, simply state it in the message during checkout :D Also if you ordered a tapestry of the fox and want a different one from these you can message me through Etsy. If you want to order you can message during checkout you want a different animal :D

The Dancing Tree, A Cautionary Tale for Parents

This is another nightmare I had that I’d completely forgotten about, until I found this unfinished comic buried in my hard drive today.

The Crown Witch of the Warmcellar Mouse Queen is crafty in all the ways a mouse can be. She brews her own wine, sews her own clothes, and kills her own enemies. A lovely and jovial sort as long as you stay on her good side. Make sure to attend one of her feasts, she has many tales to share with anyone who shows up at her table.

I was out with a friend tonight doing one of my fave things. Reading the backs of romance novels aloud. Found this gem.

“As Hilda’s buttermilk bosoms squished up against his granite abs, Torolf almost had a dick aneurysm.”

“Torolf entered her like she was a lottery. His engorged pecker pushed inside her and she felt fulfilled with sexual fulfillment.”

“Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it.”

A few years ago, I went to an anatomy conference and they had a huge 3D printed vampire skull, and these thoughts have been on my mind ever since I saw the teeth up-close. 

The under-utilized potential for this bothers me a lot… like in movies… it’s just bite and done!

What happened to ritual shaving or elaborate skin engraving?