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son I think you are ready for the talk *opens harry potter and the philosopher stone book* 

apparently February 14th will be a full moon. Celebrate with your lover by turning into a werewolf on your date and devouring them. 100% romantic i am an expert.

apparently February 14th will be a full moon. Celebrate with your lover by turning into a werewolf on your date and devouring them. 100% romantic i am an expert.

when your ear finally unpops and everything is in HD and you start hearing things you’ve never heard before

the voices of my dead ancestors

I’m kind of caught in this endless dilemma between dancing, singing and genocide 

there has never been a better time to use this gif

perfect

Audrey Hepburn and Anthony Perkins have a moment together while waiting for production to begin on the location of Green Mansions.

I’m surprisingly funny for a sad person.

#sit yo bitch ass down when khaleesi be speakin

I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all  "You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"  Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”

*does a single situp* it’s the eye of the tiger

no one is a worse texter than a straight white boy

so do u finger yourself

if you were here right now what would we be doing

lol and then wat :)

how far would u go?:)