Learning to be me

#if we had a functional SEC they'd all be in jail for market manipulation and insider trading

i understand

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What next? Snakes in fucking Ireland?????

if ever anything I wrote were to ever go viral, let it be this. Let everyone talk about the Trump Slump. I want to hear this term in the news.

It's kind of wild that people defend Marvel as brainless or pure fun entertainment cuz like, bro that's a three hour movie that requires you to have seen 12 other 2-3 hour movies before you can enjoy it. Your movies are giving you homework. You have the patience of a god. My "pretentious snobby foreign film" is 98 minutes and it's full of sex and drugs and arguing. How tf am I the elitist here.

MCU is silly and too dense

I mean, I think it's wild that people defend Marvel as brainless or pure fun entertainment when the plots are things like "weapons manufacturer decides to develop peaceful technologies instead and his own CFO tries to kill him" and "patriotic soldier joins the military to defend her way of life only to find out she's literally been brainwashed into persecuting war refugees" and "Captain America points out the logical conclusion of the Cheney Doctrine". But yeah, yours is good too.

It's kind of lining up with the claim, so far.