UHM, WHAT. My risky woohoo NEVER kicks in. Yes this in NeelixāsĀ OK this is not cannon compliant what do I do? Wanna vote: keep or abortion?

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UHM, WHAT. My risky woohoo NEVER kicks in. Yes this in NeelixāsĀ OK this is not cannon compliant what do I do? Wanna vote: keep or abortion?

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He looks so smug, lol
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Post cannon Cardassia, and Alexander Rozhenko is there as a Klingon Midwife and thereās like worldbuilding about how kickass Klingon midwives are? I need it and I canāt find it
hey important question my gf and I can't agree on
Does Odo have genitals when he is turned into a solid?
Not when he's a changeling in solid form. I imagine he'd make those on an as needed basis, and they just aren't practical on a daily basis.
But like, if they made him keep his default form as punishment, what's he got? They must've had to give him escape routes for waste products, how much liberty did they take down there???? What's he got???
I had a dream Jadzia and Worf had triplets and anyway that's my DD9 head cannon now. Fertility drugs or something!
Just. Imagine the pure chaos of 3 Klingon toddlers.

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I had a dream Jadzia and Worf had triplets and anyway that's my DD9 head cannon now. Fertility drugs or something!
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Poor Julian
honestly this is just the plot of Past Prologue

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ON BRAND TBH
for some reason in my (cursed? blessed?) sims game i am able to invite the grim reaper to parties, and now he regularly shows up even if i donāt invite him. he often brings ceviche. normal quality. heās a decent party guest except for the fact that the only interaction you can have with him is to slow dance. naturally i made one of my sims slow dance with him, which gave him the notification āwe have a lot in common! id love to get to know you betterā. so anyway, a couple of days and parties later, itās 6 am and my sim gets a phone call. itās death. he wants to know if i want to go on a date.Ā
naturally my sim accepts. death takes him to the school stadium in the rain and stands outside, unable to be interacted with, while a thought bubble containing my simās face pops up over his head for a simlish hour, over and over again, carrying a rainbow umbrella while my sim sits on the ground and considers the hollowness of life.Ā
remembering that all i can do is slow dance with him, i drive him to moonlight point, where thereās a couch and a record player, and i slow dance with him for about 5 hours. every 2 seconds he steps on my simsā foot, to the point where it was hard to get decent pictures of them actually slow dancing.Ā
after a while my sim got hungry so i let him go drink some juice, and death went and started reading a book on a couch. i went and sat next to him, wondering if there would be any new interactions since you get different ones when you sit on a couch or bench, and lo and behold i discovered, not only can you slow dance with death, you can also cuddle with him. naturally i did so because the quality of dates is determined by the number of positive social interactions you have with someone, and slow dancing unfortunately doesnāt give you any of those, but cuddling does. anyway, once you start the cuddling animation, you get fancy new options like kiss and make out, so my sim spent the next six hours making out with death on a shitty couch at the beach in a thunderstorm while listening to sim!bastille.Ā
after a couple dozen make out sessions, a single option appeared under the Romantic⦠heading: ātake a romantic photo togetherā. this only shows up once youāre a romantic interest of someone. i have now successfully wooed death. knowing that selecting this option would make death stand up from the couch and i likely wouldnāt be able to get him to sit again, i decided to end the date at the tender hour of 3 am (i guess death doesnāt sleep) with a kiss. it takes a while- death canāt seem to figure out where to stand or how to walk around a foosball table- but eventually i get my picture.
but apparently death doesnt like having his picture taken.Ā
i try to slow dance again with him, but the option has disappeared. i have committed an irreparable social faux pas. i sit on the couch again in the hopes that death will resume reading his book and i can cuddle with him again, but instead he stands in front of the bookshelf for an hour. i take a break, leaving my sim to his own devices for a while while i check in on my other sims, since one of them just went into labour. i deal with that. when i return, i find my sim drinking juice in silence with death still standing in front of the bookshelf, but heās changed into this sick new outfit in the interim.Ā
beekeeper chic. finally, at 6 am, death decides heās had enough. he will never forgive me for my social blunder of taking a selfie while lipping at his shadowy veil. he opens up his rainbow umbrella and leaves.Ā
the date doesnāt end until i get home. i receive no date notification. death doesnāt even deign to let me know how badly i fucked up. all i have to remember my 24 hour gay liaison with one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse is a single selfie. i hang it over my sims bed, a constant reminder to him that he has achieved ultimate goth status, and a warning to the others he dates: i have kissed death, and he never called me back.
the best part about this is how the sims name is censored as if op is trying to protect the sims identity
I love your sims!!! They look really good !!
Thank you! That's very kind of you

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While I was playing Garakās household, Julianās shower ābrokeā so he came over to ask Garak if he could use his. ...is this...how fanfiction happens????
That classic 90ā²s Bowling Alley Carpet vibe